Teen pregnancy is one thing, but this quick-started got his girliefriend knocked up when he was the ripe old age of 12. How’s this kid going to take care of this baby? He’s still 3 years away from being able to deliver pizzas. Hell, by that time his kid will almost be ready to start a family of his own.

Here’s a great quote:

Alfie, who is just 4ft tall, added: “When my mum found out, I thought I was going to get in trouble. We wanted to have the baby but were worried how people would react.

Worried how people will react? Why? There’s no way in hell people on the street are going to assume that’s your kid. They are going to think you are the older brother. Hell, in a couple years people may start asking if the two of you are twins.

I guess I’m not really surprised they got pregnant. There’s no way the kid could afford to purchase condoms. I doubt his allowance would cover ‘em.

I’m curious, once you have a kid, can your parents still put you on restriction?

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