The only thing I’ve ever liked about Lionel Ritchie is his train wreck of a daughter. That is until I saw this video…

You can go to every furniture store in the world and never find an equal for this couch. Sure, it only seats one, but how many people do you want in a vagina at one time, anyway?

This gem was found on craigslist.com. Described as:

For Sale - beautiful pink “vagina couch” that I made in art school and no longer have space for. The couch is large: measures 5′ 3″ long, 3′ 3″ wide at the middle, and stands 2′ 3″ tall (and is heavy like a couch). The pics are from my portfolio and are several years old; as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, but otherwise is in excellent shape. A professional upholsterer helped me build the couch, so it is also functional and durable as a piece of furniture. The couch must be picked up in Mendocino, a 3-hour drive north of SF. I am asking for $600 and a loving home!

I was interested until I read that this vag had some scuff marks and stains.

Well, you can pretty much guarantee that nobody else in the world will ever have the same wedding cake as this couple in Texas. Their wedding cake was a life-sized replica of the bride. I wonder how the initial conversation went with the groom-to-be? “Honey, I would like to have a big cake… really big. Like, as big as me.”

Crystal had the best quote about the cake, “You know how most couples save there cake tops? I wonder if her head is in their freezer?”

Full story, and more photos found here

I sure hope the American Indians never see this video. The results could be devastating.

Wow, some people are real geeks. Who has time to sit around all day and build up their virtual city?

Every once in a while a product will hit the market that makes you say, “Now why didn’t I think of that?” This is not one of those products.

Are you tired of having just plain ol’ brown turds? Well worry no more. Take this fancy pills and your poop will glitter like it’s been touched by Midas himself!

Apparently they are only $425. I wonder if they have them in stock at Walmart?

[originally found at dvice.com]

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Since this site is built on and dedicated to so much internet fodder, how could I not post this absolute gem… Thanks for the link, Crystal!