So I was sitting around the other day thinking that my life is dragging on far too long. The mass amounts of fried food and fast food that I eat now just isn’t killing me fast enough. I wonder how I could speed up that process…

Thankfully, I have found the answer in Fried Coke.

Phew! That should help.

Why should the bride get to pick everything? Why does everything have to be all girly? How about a nice manly meat cake instead?

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