The other day I was thinking to myself… “Gee, I sure wish there was a bar of soap that looked like a steaming pile of dog shit.” Well, thanks to the nice folks at nope it’s soap, all my wildest fantasies have come true…

Now I’m thinking to myself, “Gee, I sure wish there was a ultra sexy, 6 foot blonde model that loves sex with overweight dudes and craps 100 dollar bills.”

I’m still waiting…