I’ve never claimed to be the best dressed guy at a party, but I like to think I at least know what looks good and what doesn’t. And, wouldn’t it seem that if you were going to a party, you’d want to at least be comfortable?

The dress shown is made from red wine and is made in the style of a cavewoman’s dress.

The model is also made up to look like a cavewoman and is supposed to be emerging from a primordial swamp, says Cass.

“It’s a great narrative to talk about the evolution of a new garment,” he says.

Cass says other alcoholic drinks can be used to ferment fabrics.

“As long as we have alcohol, these bacteria will do their job,” he says, adding that one dresses has a clear panel made from beer.

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I’m thinking that the makers of this dress had a few too many drinks prior to coming up with the idea… This isn’t the first product that was invented after a night of drinking. Hell, Ronco has made a millions selling crazy products that must have been thought up while under the influence.

I remember when the Blues Travelers where a happy-go-lucky band. But things must have started going down hill.

Popper, 39, was arrested Tuesday afternoon
on Interstate 90 near the Spokane/Lincoln county line, the Washington
State Patrol said.

Inside the black Mercedes SUV, officers found a cache of weapons and
a small amount of marijuana, the Patrol said. A police dog searched the
vehicle, finding numerous hidden compartments containing four rifles,
nine handguns and a switchblade knife. Authorities also found a Taser
and night vision goggles. The vehicle was seized.

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Why is it almost every good story about somebody getting hurt starts off with somebody being drunk or somebody trying to mimic a scene from Jackass? Hey, this story has it all!

Turns out Jared Anderson isn’t smart enough to be a Jackass, he’s just a dumb ass. he let somebody douse his sack with lighter fluid after watching one of the Jackass movies… Hilarity ensued as he spent some time soaking his nuts in the tub before being taken to the hospital.

Witnesses told police that Anderson, who was drunk, volunteered to do the stunt Sunday after watching the movie, the complaint said.

According to the complaint:

Anderson pulled down his pants and let Peterson spray him with lighter fluid. When the fire didn’t catch, Peterson sprayed more lighter fluid on Anderson, splashing some on his clothing. He tried again to light the fire, catching Anderson’s genitals, hands and clothes.

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I have no reason to think that this could have been done by anybody other than those wacky Japanese.

As if there isn’t already plenty of reasons to hate Joan Rivers, she had to go and do this?