When I think of personal safety, a condom comes to mind before a tampon. However, the geniuses over at americaninventorspot.com are in a league of their own.

I love this quote:

Ladies can replace that monthly period with an exclamation mark as feminine hygiene goes lethal with The Pink Stinger, a taser/stun gun creatively disguised as a tampon…except for the buttons, prods and high voltage. This weapon of mass absorption aims to target a niche market consumer, that being the tampon wielding women who desire private and discreet security in a friendly familiar package.

Thanks to my hetero man-crush on Kevin Smith, I bring you what may be the most disturbing viral video ever. I take no responsibility for any therapist bills incurred after watching it.

Um…well this gives new meaning to “watch what you eat”. I’ll never look at sushi or sashimi the same way again.

I have no words.

Episode 1

Episode 2

More Will Ferrel goodness …

That whole rhyme goes as follows:

The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out.
The worms play pinochle in my snout.

While the kiddie rhyme is cute, these critters are anything but.

Learn everything you never wanted to know about the critters that call US home … courtesy of Not So Boring Life.

Before the excellence that was “Batman Begins”, this was the greatest, most grityy and true-of-spirit Batman film ever made.

Made for around $30K by Sandy Collora, “Batman: Dead End” shows what talented people with a low budget (in Hollywood terms) can do when they put their minds to it.

Somebody ripped out several chapters from the Bible. Jesus goes from being an infant to being in his 30s in the blink of an eye. So, what happened during those missing years? Was he a wild teenager? Did he make out with Betty-Sue behind the barn? Did he have to stay after school for shooting spit-wads? Did he drink so much wine on his 21st birthday that his buddies had to carry him home?

Turns out, Christopher Moore has the answer. He wrote a book called: Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal. This book will fill in all the details for you. For example, did you know Jesus had some martial arts training? I’ll bet you didn’t know that!!

The editorial review at amazon.com says:

A childhood pal of the savior is brought back from the dead to fill in the missing 30-year “gap” in the Gospels in Moore’s latest, an over-the-top festival of sophomoric humor that stretches a very thin though entertaining conceit far past the breaking point. The action starts in modern America, specifically in a room at the Hyatt in St. Louis, where the angel who shepherds “Levi who is called Biff” has to put Christ’s outrageous sidekick under de facto house arrest to get him to complete his task.

Oh, come on! Tell me that isn’t reason enough to read this book!

I remember being a kid and looking up to superheros. Batman was cool. Superman was cool. WonderWoman was pretty smokin’ hot… But Captain America, he was THE SHIT! He swooped and and saved the day over and over again.

I guess, in the past 20-ish years, superheroing has failed to keep Captain America gainfully employed. Turns out, he is now a doctor down in Florida. It also turns out that he and his other superhero friends like to go around shoving burritos in their pants and groping girls… Well, who doesn’t, is all I can say…

Unfortunately, the Florida police didn’t find it all that cool and have arrested him. Check out the video of Captain America going to jail. This is right before he lined up the rest of the prisoners and decided which one would be his bitch tonight.

The Riddler’s Green T-shirt and Stick rule!