The future of SEO isn’t going to be about fucking with algorithms and plugging spammy keywords into already spammy articles. It’s not about building links and baiting gullible bloggers to write about your funk. It won’t be about 302 error hijacking and spoofing spiders to doorway pages. There won’t be MySpace whoring and digg baiting and stumbleupon surfing. Forget about your auto-bloggings. You won’t be able to ping and trackback your way into the SERPs no matter how hard you try.

No, my friends, the future of SEO is not SEO at all. The future belongs to a college kid driving a nondescript van speeding 6 MPH over the limit while being paid minimum wage. Future search engine gaming will consist of tracking every movement of these vehicles like the DEA keeps track of their undercover agents. Lists of known vehicles and their whereabouts will have a hefty blackmarket value, and Google will make sure that many “dud” vehicles are on the list as well. The game will involve knowing when and where a vehicle is near you and learning how to conveniently place and pose for the mounted camera on these vehicles (whitehat) or learning how to dodge out of view so you’re not spotted coming out of a strip club (blackhat).

Here’s the top 15 ways to hack this awesome new feature from our Googler community.

Lee Freedman must have done a lot of LSD in the sixties. That’s the only way I can imagine he came up with an idea as colorful as this one. After 35 fears of trying to stop himself from going public with this, turns out 2007 just seemed like the right time to embarrass himself.

Mr. Freedman has created us a new alphabet. But, instead of being new shapes or adding new characters, he has instead turned each letter of the existing alphabet in to a color.

CNet reports:

Lee Freedman has waited a long time, but he thinks the moment is finally right to spring on the world the color alphabet he invented as a 19-year-old at Mardi Gras in 1972.
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It may seem confusing, but it’s actually very simple, in concept at least. The letter “a” is represented by a bright yellow, “b” is a light blue, “c” a pale pink, “d” is grey, “e” is orange and so on.

Well, that explains it. He invented this on a drunken binge down at Mardi Gras. All those ladies flashing their boobies for some colorful beads. Apparently he figured out that he didn’t need to speak any words at all. Just flashing the colorful beads meant the ladies flashed. He looked down, saw the red/green/red/yellow and said this means ‘TITS’!!! I’m going to be ORANGE/GREEN/AQUA/PURPLE” Which obviously spells RICH.

Well, color me skeptical.

I love that joke! But seriously…

We complain that our government spends so much money on a war… At least we don’t have to deal with this one, yet.

Reuters reports:

Poland’s conservative government took its drive to curb what it sees as homosexual propaganda to the small screen on Monday, taking aim at Tinky Winky and the other Teletubbies.

Ewa Sowinska, government-appointed children rights watchdog, told a local magazine published on Monday she was concerned the popular BBC children’s show promoted homosexuality.

She said she would ask psychologists to advise if this was the case.

In comments reminiscent of criticism by the late U.S. evangelist Jerry Falwell, she was quoted as saying: “I noticed (Tinky Winky) has a lady’s purse, but I didn’t realize he’s a boy.”

I love how it’s always these adults who want to “protect” children from shows where a character may be gay. WTF are they protecting them from, exactly? I’ve never once heard a little boy say, “I just finished watching the Teletubbies. One of them was carrying a purse. I’m gonna go suck a dick.”

So, I try to draw the line on what to post here on Well, WTF. Obviously, I want things on here that are just a bit off center or things that go over the line. So why include a video of a deleted scene from a mainstream movie? Oh, you’ll see.

They found the line, crossed it, backed up, crossed it again, moved the line forward a bit and then said “Fuck it” and crossed it one more time.

BTW: NSFW

originally found at aintitcool.com

When we have issues with our network at the office, we call the guy that is T in I.T. “Who’s that you?” you ask? None other than Mr. T, of course.

Between the Snickers commercial and now this gem, it won’t be long before we add an entire category just for Mr. T.

Enjoy!

Finally a custom addition to a car that is just as worthless as having 12 flat screens and a pool in your ‘74 molester van, but is light years ahead when it comes to creativity. Shag carpet is cool too.

When they talked about casual dress Friday, I don’t think this is what they had in mind.

original found here

Ann Summers turns her iPod in to a love toy and Apple calls their lawyers? If they were real men, they would demand a demonstration and call all their buddies to come over and watch!

newsoftheworld.co.uk reports:

Women all over Britain are saying yes, yes, yes to the £30 iGasm that plugs into a music player and delivers good vibrations that pulse to the beat.

But shocked iPod bosses are iRate—demanding stores take down all posters for the gadget or risk a fight in the iCourt.

The neon-pink ads feature a curvaceous girl with wires coming OUT of her MP3 player and INTO her knickers. And it’s definitely turned on.

Why must they crap on all good things??

Share Music iPod to iPod!!! No Restrictions!!

New sports are created all the time. It wasn’t that many years ago that Snowboarding didn’t even exist. And now, you can’t crap in Colorado without hitting a snowboarder.

For those of you who don’t have the funds to go out and get yourself a snowboard and all the gear, here’s a sport that perhaps you can afford. Port-a-Potty racing. No, this is not a race to the potty after a large lunch at Taco Bell. This is a way for Nascar level fans to spend their energy and get some exercise.

Anyone up for some online play?

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