This poor guy has been teased and degraded enough, so now he is stepping up and trying to bulk up.
Clicky!!
Well I say fight the good fight buddy! And remember… Eye of the Tiger-shrimp!
Man, I sure am thirsty and a bit tired. I think I’m going to go get an energy drink… hmmm. what kind will I have? Red Bull? Nah. Monster? No thanks. Rock Star? Sounds tempting, but not quite it…
I KNOW! I’ll have a Cocaine energy drink!! Now I can get all amped up and strung out all at once…
An energy drink called Cocaine has been pulled from stores nationwide amid concerns about its name, the company that produces it said Monday.
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The FDA cited as evidence the drink’s labeling and Web site, which included the statements “Speed in a Can,” “Liquid Cocaine” and “Cocaine — Instant Rush.” The company says Cocaine contains no drugs and is marketed as an energy drink. It has been sold since last August in at least a dozen states.
“Of course, we intended for Cocaine energy drink to be a legal alternative the same way that celibacy is an alternative to premarital sex,” Ivey said. “It’s not the same thing and no one thinks it is. Our product doesn’t have any cocaine in it.
WTF?? No cocaine in it at all?? I paid $475.00 for 6 pack, there better be some cocaine in it!
I present to you the Facial Flex.
Nobody using this product should be taken seriously.
If you see one of these in a buddies home, be sure to call him a homo and punch him in the face. If your buddy happens to be a really hot blonde, start buying her flowers, candy, jewelry or a BMW if needed. It will all be worth it in the end.
Wow! I wish I had a job where a complete lack of any sort of common sense wasn’t required. That would be awesome. I would spend all day trying to figure out if Red & Green M&M’s taste different…
Until that time, check out these guys pranking the DMV:
Oh how the mighty have fallen. They say, “Don’t hassle the hoff”, but his kid certainly is giving him the business. All the man is trying to do is eat his burger. Oh, and he’s sorta drunk off his ass.
When I was a kid, I remember thinking that my teachers were the smartest people in the world. Hell, they knew everything! Every subject. Didn’t matter, they knew it.
Wow how times have changed. More and more you are hearing stories like this one that comes from a school in Staten Island, New York. Apparently the Dean of the school was pissed off because the kids were having a food fight. He sat himself down at the word processor and wrote up a letter that went out to all the parents. Unfortunately, he never hit the spell check button and paid no attention to the highlighting in Word that tells you your grammar is shitty.
The New York Daily News reports:
This behavior, he wrote, was “unexcecpable,” and all eighth-graders in IS 51’s health academy could lose out on senior “activates” like the prom and class trip.
In addition to at least 16 spelling or grammatical mistakes, the letter - first reported in the Staten Island Advance - was never approved by Principal Emma Della Rocca.
“I would never have anticipated that … Mr. Levy would actually write something that would have not been readable,” Della Rocca said.
Yikes!
Click here to check out an original copy of the letter sent by the Dean.
Who doesn’t love going on a cruise? What’s not to love. Round the clock buffets, shuffleboard, crappy lounge singers, cavity searches at every port, dysentery… what’s not to love?
Oh, I can answer that… How about a cyclone that threatens to make you the star of Titanic 2?!
Seriously, hitting somebody in the face with a pie just isn’t that difficult. I need a bigger challenge…
Yeah, that’ll do.
…..” I gained 34 lbs. of muscle, while losing 3 lbs. of fat, in 28 days.”
 
Dear Burt Bacharach on a Beach tell me you’re kidding…. 407kph = 253mph. One question: what if there’s traffic?
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