The next time that your flight is delayed an hour or you get stuck between two large people and can’t use the armrests, how about you thank your lucky stars you weren’t on the trans-Atlantic flight where the toilets started overflowing shortly after take-off.

King5 reports:

Passengers on a Continental Airlines flight had to hold their noses for hours as sewage overflowed from toilets while they were high over the Atlantic.

“To be blatantly honest, I was more nervous than I had ever been on a flight,” said Collin Brock. The University Place man was on board Continental Airlines flight 1970 from Amsterdam to Newark, New Jersey last week when things went bad.

“I’ve never felt so offended in all my life. I felt like i had been physically abused and neglected. I was forced to sit next to human excrement for seven hours,” said Brock.

That’s after lavatories - in the middle of a flight filled with passengers - started spewing sewage.

It only gets better. The flight attendants still went ahead and served meals to the people in the shit-filled plane. With only one working semi-toilet left on the plane with 200+ passengers, the flight attendants made sure to tell the passengers not to eat or drink too much.

“To be told that we were supposed to monitor what comes out the other end of us was insulting,” said Brock. “Shame on continental. It was the worst flight experience I have ever had.”

If a picture paints a thousand words… it’s going to take a shit load of pictures to explain who the fuck let Telly Savalas sing! Not only sing, but make a video, too.

Southern Nevada really doesn’t have much of squirrel population problem like some states do, and its too bad. I don’t think that our desert bunnies would react to the following gadgets the same way. Squirrels can provide hours and hours of pure entertainment if you engage them correctly. Check out the Twirl-A-Squirrel for instance

But that first video was just to warm you up. It was warm and fuzzy and PETA safe. Now, for something a little more hardcore: the Squirrel-apult!

UPDATE: After seeing this third video I could not help but add it. Electricity + Squirrel = AWESOME!

I’m so sick of all the Viagra commercials. All they talk about is how to make your dick hard. Hell, I can do that. I’m looking for a way to make mine longer. Thanks to this genius here, I think I have a plan!!

Metro Reports:

Jaja Stone thrills a crowd in Jakarta, Indonesia, by pulling a bus along… with his penis.

It was part of a strong man contest to mark the city’s 480th anniversary. Mr Stone proved he had balls of steel by pulling the 8.9- tonne bus 50m (55 yards) using his genitals.

Why didn’t I think of this sooner?

WHY WHY WHY do they continue to mess with a good thing?!?! Original Pepsi is the best soda on the planet. I could drink a gallon a day and never get sick of it. Why do they continue to add other flavors in? Pepsi with Lime? GROSS! Pepsi with berry flavors? Yuck.

What I want to know is, who is coming up with the ideas for new flavors to add in to my favorite drink? This guy needs to be kicked in the nuts. As you’ll see below, this guy has gone too far!

Pepsi with Cucumber? Are you kidding me? What’s next? Pepsi with Krispy Kreme? Pepsi with Ranch Dressing? Come on, guys. Just stop it!

Ever look your hamster deep in the eyes and wonder what they were thinking? They are almost too cute and too innocent. No, something must be up. Are we mastering them, or do they really control what is going on around here? Douglas Adams was pretty damn close when he revealed that Mice happen to be the most intelligent beings in the universe. Hamsters can’t be far behind.

Well humanity is about to prevail over the rodent kind once and for all now that our fine University trained scientists have discovered how to tap the energy product from hamsters to erase our history, bad mistakes, and electric bills. With the Hamster Shredder, your furry friend will be able to help you destroy your past like a burning bridge.

Not only is paper shredded, but it then gets chewed up and woven into a nest, and even possibly eaten, digested, and turned into hamster poop. It doesn’t get more secure than that.

If only one of the Enron execs would have gave a better advanced warning “Hurry, the feds are coming! Get more hamsters!”, then maybe I would have been able to bail my stocks before they lost all value.

We all know that all forms of electricity comes from Hamsters. But since our new paper shredder doesn’t require grid electricity and uses a self contained power supply (hamster), in my first declaration of humans triumphing over hamster-kind…I shall destroy my electric bill! Huzzah!

Give it to me big dog!

If you live under a rock, you may not know about the LOLCats phenomenon sweeping the Internets. This gem is from tehcats.com.

So this is how it happens …

Your tax dollars at work, people!!!

CBS reports:

A Berkeley watchdog organization that tracks military spending said it uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting.

The report goes on to say:

As part of a military effort to develop non-lethal weapons, the proposal suggested, “One distasteful but completely non-lethal example would be strong aphrodisiacs, especially if the chemical also caused homosexual behavior.”

The documents show the Air Force lab asked for $7.5 million to develop such a chemical weapon.

Ohh goody. 7.5 Million to make these dudes want to bone other dudes… If you talk to enough gay folks they’ll tell you that a 12 pack of Budweiser does the same thing.