How fucking sweet would it be to have a car with doors that did this?

No seriously, watch it again. This is ridiculous:

I can’t get enough of it! I was the kid in the car who’s dad always yelled at him to stop pushing the auto-window buttons all the time. Up, then down, up then down, (and then to piss him off), up, half way down, and up a little, then all the way down again.

Imagine what I’ll be like when this hits the street:

If I owned this car I’d volunteer to be the DD every night just to watch my shitfaced friends try to figure out where the door went:

And one last replay:

Yes, that was awesome.

So some dude decides that a quick run through a field during a massive thunderstorm was a good idea. He probably would have been alright except he decided to pack-a-long a lightning rod in the form of an iPod. Guess what? BLAM-O! Even worse was how his headphones conducted all that electricity to his head, cooking his skull like an egg in a microwave oven. Luckily, he survived, but life can’t be too fun:

The 37-year-old man was brought to a Vancouver hospital with burns, blown-out eardrums and a fractured lower jaw after lightning hit a nearby tree and hurled him eight feet into the air, according to eyewitness reports.

The burns along the man’s chest and neck leading to his ear injuries also corresponded “to the positions of his [iPod] earphones at the time of the lightning strike,” his physicians said.

The good news is that I hear the iPhone is actually a lightning deterrent.

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You’ve heard of Santa Clause. You’ve heard of the tooth fairy. But, have you heard of the piss fairy? No, I didn’t think so!

Yahoo reports:

Envelopes containing 10,000 yen ($82) bills and well-wishing notes have been discovered in municipal toilets across Japan, media reports said, baffling civil servants and triggering a nationwide hunt.

Local media have estimated that over two million yen ($16,400) worth of bills were found at men’s rooms in city halls in at least 15 prefectures (states) in recent weeks.

Each package of 10,000-yen bills, some wrapped in traditional Japanese washi paper, was accompanied by handwritten letters that read “Please make use of this money for your self-enrichment,” and “One per person,” according to reports.

Whenever I use the urinal, all I ever find in there is cigarette butts, gum and occasionally a used rubber (Hey, me and George Michael use the same urinal, what can I say). I guess I need to piss in higher class toilets!

Martin Scorsese would be rolling over in his grave if he were dead! After watching this video, I’m sure he wishes he were.

Who the fuck told Joe Pesci it was a good idea to rap? Seriously, who? I want to kick every one of his advisers in the nut-sack.

The only saving grace for this train wreck is the backing track that steals liberally from Blondie’s Rapture.

This rocket surgeon needed some cash and decides he’s gonna rob himself a bank. Yee Haw! But first, he’s gonna need himself a disguise! He comes up with the “Huh?” inspiring idea of taping some branches and leaves to himself.

UnionLeader.com reports:

Video surveillance of the Saturday morning robbery showed a thin white man leaving the bank in a shroud of tree branches, all duct-taped to his shirt and head. His short, dark hair and mustache were clearly visible between the leaves.

Coldwell lives at 50 Lowell St., about three-quarters of a mile south of the bank. Residents at that address laughed about the incident, but refused to discuss it with a reporter yesterday.

The robber decided to get out of there when the teller said, “Why don’t you make like a tree and get the fuck out of here.”

Man, I remember when Tetris first came out. Everywhere you looked you tried to figure out which pieces would fit between the buildings, cars, houses, people, whatever. Come on, you know you did the same thing.

So the question is, why not make it a live action game show? Only the Japanese are that wacky…

When I first saw this, I immediately thought “Those wacky Japanese.” Turns out, I was way off. It’s the wacky Chinese, this time!

If it’s not strange enough that there is a restroom with 1000 toilet stalls on four stories, how about the fact that they are in all sorts of bizarre shapes? Why not take a leak on the Virgin Mary. Or perhaps in to the mouth of a growling bear?

CNN.com Reports:

“We are spreading toilet culture. People can listen to gentle music and watch TV,” said Lu Xiaoqing, an official with the Yangrenjie, or “Foreigners Street,” tourist area where the bathroom is. “After they use the bathroom they will be very, very happy.”

Some urinals are uniquely shaped, including ones inside open crocodile mouths and several topped by the bust of a woman resembling the Virgin Mary.

There are also plans to build a supermarket nearby, which will sell toilet-related items, CCTV reported.

Oh, and don’t forget to wash your hands on the way out.

Perhaps the wickedest race in the world. Go, watch the video.

This is not photoshopped. It is a living, breathing zebra-horse hybrid a.k.a. the Zorse. Apparently, this one is unusual for it’s blocks of stripes. Learn more here or just watch the video below.

Normally when my dog is found eating anything out of the fridge, he’s in trouble for doing it. So who in their right mind would start stocking up the fridge with beer for their dog? Not me, I say! But, looks like there are others who will.