This oyster farmer in Australia doesn’t think his oysters are getting his customers horny enough. So, he has tried several dozen ways to make them an even bigger turn-on.

First he tried putting tiny oyster lingerie on them. With the lack of shoulders and hips, it was really difficult to keep them on for long. The makeup didn’t work either. They oysters still looked like rocks but with lipstick.

Well, he now has some hard evidence that he’s on the right track.

Yahoo News reports:

An Australian oyster farmer has hit upon a technique he believes has created the ultimate aphrodisiac — feeding his shellfish the drug Viagra.

“I’m getting calls from Macau, Hong Kong, Moscow for god’s sake. I’m getting calls from all over the bloody world.”

If you try some of this farmers oysters, be sure not to stiff your waiter.