ATTENTION ATTENION THE APOCALYPSE IS NEAR
general May 11th, 2007Some things are meant to be: salt and pepper, PB & J, Burt and Ernie, Puppies and love. They’re the comforting sights, smells and tastes that remind us of better times.
Some things aren’t meant to be: Russians and Roulette, Nail-guns and Toddlers, Nuts and Chewing-gum, etceteras. Rivers aren’t supposed to run red, frogs aren’t supposed to fall from the sky… but they’re about to. The end is nigh! I present you: Kool-aid Dills.
WTF:
……….”they now have an arresting color that combines green and garnet, and a bracing sour-sweet taste that they owe to a long marinade in cherry or tropical fruit or strawberry Kool-Aid.”
6 Comments to “ATTENTION ATTENION THE APOCALYPSE IS NEAR”
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John
Posted: May 11th, 2007 at 1:20 pm1I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
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Geekboy
Posted: May 11th, 2007 at 1:46 pm2Ya I did just puke a little
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Crystal
Posted: May 12th, 2007 at 10:11 am3That’s the most gross thing I’ve heard all week. Who thought this up??
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Nita
Posted: May 12th, 2007 at 10:36 am4This may bring the Rapture Index up a few points.
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ChrisB
Posted: May 14th, 2007 at 12:05 pm5I don’t know, if vegetables tasted more like fruit punch, I might eat more of them.
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mofo
Posted: May 14th, 2007 at 12:41 pm6Man I bet that sure would taste good on a Tuna-Apple-Fritter Sandwich.
