Do you really feel safe with a fake ADT sticker on your doorstep to deter potential (as in potentially dumb) thieves from breaking into your home? You need to make it known that you mean business when it comes to protecting your home, family, and property. You need the Portal Denial System!

This security system will have your local crooks pooping their pants in pure fear as they watch a combined plasma, laser, and lightning beam create a visible force field to the entry to your home.

Did you catch that!?

A FUCKING PLASMA + LASER + LIGHTNING BEAM!!

[via Oh oh oh oh Ohhhhhhhh OhGizmo!]