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As the kids say … this shit is off the hook! And, the dude is a Vegas local!

I could not make this up if I tried.

A city councilman in Utah, Mark Easton, had a beautiful view of the east mountains, until a new neighbor purchased the lot below his house and built a new home.

The new home was 18 inches higher than the ordinances would allow, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the city to make sure they enforced the lower roof line ordinance. The new neighbor had to drop the roof line, at great expense.

Recently, Mark Easton called the city, and informed them that his new neighbor had installed some vents on the side of his home. Mark didn’t like the look of these vents and asked the city to investigate. When they went to Mark’s home to see the vent view, this is what they found…

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“Manfred Schuh was so embarrassed about his penis size he got his brother Walter to step in and have sex with his girlfriend.”

http://digg.com/offbeat_news/Man_Embarassed_by_Small_Penis_Secretly
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There are just soooo many bad one-liners that work here:
“I wonder if the charges will stick?”
“He’s really wrapped up in his work”
“He’s in a sticky situation now”

Feel free to add your own one-liners to the comments.

I have realized why I like this site so much… I find stupid people, I laugh at them, I feel better about myself. It’s really a win-win situation..

How fucking sweet would it be to have a car with doors that did this?

No seriously, watch it again. This is ridiculous:

I can’t get enough of it! I was the kid in the car who’s dad always yelled at him to stop pushing the auto-window buttons all the time. Up, then down, up then down, (and then to piss him off), up, half way down, and up a little, then all the way down again.

Imagine what I’ll be like when this hits the street:

If I owned this car I’d volunteer to be the DD every night just to watch my shitfaced friends try to figure out where the door went:

And one last replay:

Yes, that was awesome.