So some dude decides that a quick run through a field during a massive thunderstorm was a good idea. He probably would have been alright except he decided to pack-a-long a lightning rod in the form of an iPod. Guess what? BLAM-O! Even worse was how his headphones conducted all that electricity to his head, cooking his skull like an egg in a microwave oven. Luckily, he survived, but life can’t be too fun:

The 37-year-old man was brought to a Vancouver hospital with burns, blown-out eardrums and a fractured lower jaw after lightning hit a nearby tree and hurled him eight feet into the air, according to eyewitness reports.

The burns along the man’s chest and neck leading to his ear injuries also corresponded “to the positions of his [iPod] earphones at the time of the lightning strike,” his physicians said.

The good news is that I hear the iPhone is actually a lightning deterrent.

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You’ve heard of Santa Clause. You’ve heard of the tooth fairy. But, have you heard of the piss fairy? No, I didn’t think so!

Yahoo reports:

Envelopes containing 10,000 yen ($82) bills and well-wishing notes have been discovered in municipal toilets across Japan, media reports said, baffling civil servants and triggering a nationwide hunt.

Local media have estimated that over two million yen ($16,400) worth of bills were found at men’s rooms in city halls in at least 15 prefectures (states) in recent weeks.

Each package of 10,000-yen bills, some wrapped in traditional Japanese washi paper, was accompanied by handwritten letters that read “Please make use of this money for your self-enrichment,” and “One per person,” according to reports.

Whenever I use the urinal, all I ever find in there is cigarette butts, gum and occasionally a used rubber (Hey, me and George Michael use the same urinal, what can I say). I guess I need to piss in higher class toilets!

Perhaps the wickedest race in the world. Go, watch the video.

This is not photoshopped. It is a living, breathing zebra-horse hybrid a.k.a. the Zorse. Apparently, this one is unusual for it’s blocks of stripes. Learn more here or just watch the video below.

Where the hell does a lonely cowboy go to meet up with a slutty single cowgirl? Well, just watch the commercial and find out!

The only kind of Do-It-Yourself penis enlargement I am interested in doing requires my hand, some lotion and a photo of Shannon Elisabeth. However, these idiots over in Cambodia have taken it a step (or several) farther by injecting hair tonic into his penis.

Apparently the pain was so intense, he hanged himself to escape the pain.

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I consider myself to be an adventurous person. I’ll try most anything once. This, however, does not make the list.

If you are looking for penis enlargement (and when you think about it, who isn’t?), you can always check out ebay. Hell, that’s the first place I thought of. Try one of these products:

You decide …

Give it to me big dog!

If you live under a rock, you may not know about the LOLCats phenomenon sweeping the Internets. This gem is from tehcats.com.

So this is how it happens …

When a girl brings home her boyfriend to meet the parents, there is always some amount of skepticism on the parents part. Never more-so than when Sharon Tendler let her folks know that she met the man, err, fish of her dreams.

This British braniac has fallen in love with a dolphin and for the past 15 years has been pining over the slippery suiter. She recently made it official and tied the knot with the 35 year old dolphin.

MSN reports:

In a modest ceremony at Dolphin Reef in the southern Israeli port of Eilat, Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world’s first person to “marry” a dolphin.

Dressed in a white dress, a veil and pink flowers in her hair, Tendler got down on one knee on the dock and gave Cindy a kiss. And a piece of herring.
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“It’s not a perverted thing. I do love this dolphin. He’s the love of my life,” she said Saturday, upon her return to London.

Apparently the marriage may already be on the rocks after the menu for the reception dinner included tuna casserole.

While she still kept open the option of “marrying human” at some stage, she said for now she was strictly a “one-dolphin woman.”

She’s hardly the jealous type, though.

“He will still play with all the other girls there,” she said, of their prenuptial agreement. “I hope he has a lot of baby dolphins with the other dolphins. The more dolphins the better.”

The father of the bride was quoted after the ceremony saying “When she got her heart broken years ago, I told her there were other fish in the sea. This is NOT what I meant!”