Worth more than a few chuckles …

I shit you not. Read on …

This poor guy has been teased and degraded enough, so now he is stepping up and trying to bulk up.

Clicky!!
Well I say fight the good fight buddy! And remember… Eye of the Tiger-shrimp!

I present to you the Facial Flex.

Nobody using this product should be taken seriously.

If you see one of these in a buddies home, be sure to call him a homo and punch him in the face. If your buddy happens to be a really hot blonde, start buying her flowers, candy, jewelry or a BMW if needed. It will all be worth it in the end.

Wow! I wish I had a job where a complete lack of any sort of common sense wasn’t required. That would be awesome. I would spend all day trying to figure out if Red & Green M&M’s taste different…

Until that time, check out these guys pranking the DMV:

When I was a kid, I remember thinking that my teachers were the smartest people in the world. Hell, they knew everything! Every subject. Didn’t matter, they knew it.

Wow how times have changed. More and more you are hearing stories like this one that comes from a school in Staten Island, New York. Apparently the Dean of the school was pissed off because the kids were having a food fight. He sat himself down at the word processor and wrote up a letter that went out to all the parents. Unfortunately, he never hit the spell check button and paid no attention to the highlighting in Word that tells you your grammar is shitty.

The New York Daily News reports:

This behavior, he wrote, was “unexcecpable,” and all eighth-graders in IS 51’s health academy could lose out on senior “activates” like the prom and class trip.

In addition to at least 16 spelling or grammatical mistakes, the letter - first reported in the Staten Island Advance - was never approved by Principal Emma Della Rocca.

“I would never have anticipated that … Mr. Levy would actually write something that would have not been readable,” Della Rocca said.

Yikes!

Click here to check out an original copy of the letter sent by the Dean.

When I think of personal safety, a condom comes to mind before a tampon. However, the geniuses over at americaninventorspot.com are in a league of their own.

I love this quote:

Ladies can replace that monthly period with an exclamation mark as feminine hygiene goes lethal with The Pink Stinger, a taser/stun gun creatively disguised as a tampon…except for the buttons, prods and high voltage. This weapon of mass absorption aims to target a niche market consumer, that being the tampon wielding women who desire private and discreet security in a friendly familiar package.

Thanks to my hetero man-crush on Kevin Smith, I bring you what may be the most disturbing viral video ever. I take no responsibility for any therapist bills incurred after watching it.

Um…well this gives new meaning to “watch what you eat”. I’ll never look at sushi or sashimi the same way again.

I have no words.

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