Before the excellence that was “Batman Begins”, this was the greatest, most grityy and true-of-spirit Batman film ever made.
Made for around $30K by Sandy Collora, “Batman: Dead End” shows what talented people with a low budget (in Hollywood terms) can do when they put their minds to it.
I remember being a kid and looking up to superheros. Batman was cool. Superman was cool. WonderWoman was pretty smokin’ hot… But Captain America, he was THE SHIT! He swooped and and saved the day over and over again.
I guess, in the past 20-ish years, superheroing has failed to keep Captain America gainfully employed. Turns out, he is now a doctor down in Florida. It also turns out that he and his other superhero friends like to go around shoving burritos in their pants and groping girls… Well, who doesn’t, is all I can say…
Unfortunately, the Florida police didn’t find it all that cool and have arrested him. Check out the video of Captain America going to jail. This is right before he lined up the rest of the prisoners and decided which one would be his bitch tonight.
It seems that a drunk guy rode his horse in to a bank foyer to sleep off the effects of a night out with the boys.
Heinrich and his horse were found in the early hours of the morning by local man Stephan Hanelt, 36, who came to the bank to take out some money.
He said: ‘It was a bit of a shock to find a man and a horse asleep in the foyer of the bank. I rang the police straight away.’
Heinrich was let off with a warning and rode home. But bank staff were less than impressed when they arrived and had to clean up after the horse, who had left a deposit of his own on the foyer floor.
He left a deposit on the floor…. gee, who didn’t see that joke coming a mile away… Newspaper writers shouldn’t try to be funny. They should leave that up to the hacks over here at Well, WTF?!
Something tells me the fat kid is going to need to sleep with one eye open from now on!
For decades religious zealots have been waiting for the second coming of Jesus… Well, wait no longer. We have found him!
Originally found at dvorak.org
Yeah we all know that John loves his sheep. While this isn’t quite a sheep blow up doll, with a little imagination we’re sure it will get the job done for him.
[Hotdoll doggie sex toy as found on Gizmodo]
Kill the bunny, then attempt to revive him. Fail, and he goes to bunny heaven.
Get a good night’s sleep and scare the shit out of your friends and family with the amazing Blood Pillow!
Know all those movies where a car races up behind a huge airplane as it takes off? Well, have a look at this and tell me if those scenes still ring true.
Wow, you can’t make up stuff this good. I seriously am wondering if they are paddling this barge up a river this way because they “have to” or because they “want to”. Either way, I wish I were there to see it.
[Found via Gizmodo]
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