I know that Las Vegas is the reigning king of debauchery, but, what the hell did we do to deserve this??? We didn’t kill any small animals. We didn’t feed our young to the lions. OK, we did give Celine Dion her own show, but seriously this is just downright cruel!

NME says:

Michael Jackson has plans for a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to be sited in the Nevada desert just outside Las Vegas.

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Mike Luckman, of media consultants Luckman Van Pier, said: “It would be in the desert sands. Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying in would see. Neon is wonderful, but it’s old school.”

Well, I guess I’ll get to work on my Michael Jackson/robot/small boys jokes now…

As if there isn’t already plenty of reasons to hate Joan Rivers, she had to go and do this?