I’m not sure how, but, it seems that I know the only 20 people on Earth who had not seen this video prior today… It has 11 million views on YouTube but yet everybody I sent it to today says they had never heard of it. I guess they were all right next to me under that rock.

Try, if you can, to make it all the way to Candy Mountain without killing yourself…

To hear my mother tell it, this is how I was about absolutely everything as a kid.

I don’t know that much has changed. I feel I should be typing IN ALL CAPS AND WITH LOTS OF EXCLAMATIONS!!!!!!!

I guess during the lulls involved in being an actor and/or governor you gotta do these little jobs here and there for some extra money. But come on, I don’t think I could ever take these two seriously again. Although, how seriously could you take them in the first place?

Schwarzenegger advertising… something.

Cage also advertising something.

I’m 100% convinced that Keith Richards died back in the early 70’s and the Rolling Stones hired a few guys to wheel him around as if he were alive, ala Weekend at Bernie’s. These same guys are also hired to make up completely outlandish statements and attribute them to Keith.

How the hell else can you explain this comment found at msn.com

“The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father,” Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

“He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn’t have cared,” he said. “… It went down pretty well, and I’m still alive.”

I call Bullshit! No way is he still alive!