Yeah, I realize this one isn’t new, but damn it’s funny!
I like when big companies aren’t afraid to walk right up to “the line” and dip their toe over to the other side to see how hard they get slapped. Well, I say, Good [bleep]ing job, guys!
Normally when my dog is found eating anything out of the fridge, he’s in trouble for doing it. So who in their right mind would start stocking up the fridge with beer for their dog? Not me, I say! But, looks like there are others who will.
Why was I not surprised to learn that this story came out of Amsterdam??
A group of students have invented a powder that when water is added becomes a bubbly, lime-colored drink with 3 percent alcohol content. And what is their target market, you might ask? People under 16. Apparently since it would be sold in powder format, it would avoid all legal issues with selling to minors and as an added bonus companies selling it would avoid government taxing because the alcohol is in powder form.
New sports are created all the time. It wasn’t that many years ago that Snowboarding didn’t even exist. And now, you can’t crap in Colorado without hitting a snowboarder.
For those of you who don’t have the funds to go out and get yourself a snowboard and all the gear, here’s a sport that perhaps you can afford. Port-a-Potty racing. No, this is not a race to the potty after a large lunch at Taco Bell. This is a way for Nascar level fans to spend their energy and get some exercise.
Oh how the mighty have fallen. They say, “Don’t hassle the hoff”, but his kid certainly is giving him the business. All the man is trying to do is eat his burger. Oh, and he’s sorta drunk off his ass.
I remember being a kid and looking up to superheros. Batman was cool. Superman was cool. WonderWoman was pretty smokin’ hot… But Captain America, he was THE SHIT! He swooped and and saved the day over and over again.
I guess, in the past 20-ish years, superheroing has failed to keep Captain America gainfully employed. Turns out, he is now a doctor down in Florida. It also turns out that he and his other superhero friends like to go around shoving burritos in their pants and groping girls… Well, who doesn’t, is all I can say…
Unfortunately, the Florida police didn’t find it all that cool and have arrested him. Check out the video of Captain America going to jail. This is right before he lined up the rest of the prisoners and decided which one would be his bitch tonight.
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