If nothing on this site has made you think “What the fuck?…” so far, then this video should do the trick:

UPDATE: There’s even more for your enjoyment:

Have a good weekend!

This rocket surgeon needed some cash and decides he’s gonna rob himself a bank. Yee Haw! But first, he’s gonna need himself a disguise! He comes up with the “Huh?” inspiring idea of taping some branches and leaves to himself.

UnionLeader.com reports:

Video surveillance of the Saturday morning robbery showed a thin white man leaving the bank in a shroud of tree branches, all duct-taped to his shirt and head. His short, dark hair and mustache were clearly visible between the leaves.

Coldwell lives at 50 Lowell St., about three-quarters of a mile south of the bank. Residents at that address laughed about the incident, but refused to discuss it with a reporter yesterday.

The robber decided to get out of there when the teller said, “Why don’t you make like a tree and get the fuck out of here.”

So this is how it happens …

When they talked about casual dress Friday, I don’t think this is what they had in mind.

original found here

I’ve never claimed to be the best dressed guy at a party, but I like to think I at least know what looks good and what doesn’t. And, wouldn’t it seem that if you were going to a party, you’d want to at least be comfortable?

The dress shown is made from red wine and is made in the style of a cavewoman’s dress.

The model is also made up to look like a cavewoman and is supposed to be emerging from a primordial swamp, says Cass.

“It’s a great narrative to talk about the evolution of a new garment,” he says.

Cass says other alcoholic drinks can be used to ferment fabrics.

“As long as we have alcohol, these bacteria will do their job,” he says, adding that one dresses has a clear panel made from beer.

Read the entire article here.

I’m thinking that the makers of this dress had a few too many drinks prior to coming up with the idea… This isn’t the first product that was invented after a night of drinking. Hell, Ronco has made a millions selling crazy products that must have been thought up while under the influence.