Well, you can pretty much guarantee that nobody else in the world will ever have the same wedding cake as this couple in Texas. Their wedding cake was a life-sized replica of the bride. I wonder how the initial conversation went with the groom-to-be? “Honey, I would like to have a big cake… really big. Like, as big as me.”

Crystal had the best quote about the cake, “You know how most couples save there cake tops? I wonder if her head is in their freezer?”

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Gotta thank Crystal for passing on this gem…

With a name like Man Smell (Otoko Kaoru), it’s gotta be good, right?

I’m find myself oddly curious to find out how this tastes.

To check out a few other odd Japanese chewing gums, check out inventorspot.com

As a kid, I remember going to the fountain soda machine and getting a splash of every flavor soda mixed in to one cup. I think we may have thought we were cool. Or Tough. Or something like that.

I was recently introduced to Vosges Chocolate. They seem to take pride in mixing off things with their chocolate. Need an example? How about this gem? Chocolate covered Bacon.

Pardon me while I throw up in my mouth a little bit.

Normally when my dog is found eating anything out of the fridge, he’s in trouble for doing it. So who in their right mind would start stocking up the fridge with beer for their dog? Not me, I say! But, looks like there are others who will.

One time while driving through Texas I notice that every other corner had a “Big & Tall” store. There was very little need for the Tall section, but everybody in that area was fat. Not a little fat, I mean a LOT fat! Well, I have found out why. Apparently the have been eating too often at this guy’s restaurant… What’s his specialty, you might ask?

Chicken Fried Bacon Strips

Your may have just felt your cholesterol go up just by reading the name…

I can’t wait to try it!

WHY WHY WHY do they continue to mess with a good thing?!?! Original Pepsi is the best soda on the planet. I could drink a gallon a day and never get sick of it. Why do they continue to add other flavors in? Pepsi with Lime? GROSS! Pepsi with berry flavors? Yuck.

What I want to know is, who is coming up with the ideas for new flavors to add in to my favorite drink? This guy needs to be kicked in the nuts. As you’ll see below, this guy has gone too far!

Pepsi with Cucumber? Are you kidding me? What’s next? Pepsi with Krispy Kreme? Pepsi with Ranch Dressing? Come on, guys. Just stop it!

So this is how it happens …

Why was I not surprised to learn that this story came out of Amsterdam??

A group of students have invented a powder that when water is added becomes a bubbly, lime-colored drink with 3 percent alcohol content. And what is their target market, you might ask? People under 16. Apparently since it would be sold in powder format, it would avoid all legal issues with selling to minors and as an added bonus companies selling it would avoid government taxing because the alcohol is in powder form.

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This oyster farmer in Australia doesn’t think his oysters are getting his customers horny enough. So, he has tried several dozen ways to make them an even bigger turn-on.

First he tried putting tiny oyster lingerie on them. With the lack of shoulders and hips, it was really difficult to keep them on for long. The makeup didn’t work either. They oysters still looked like rocks but with lipstick.

Well, he now has some hard evidence that he’s on the right track.

Yahoo News reports:

An Australian oyster farmer has hit upon a technique he believes has created the ultimate aphrodisiac — feeding his shellfish the drug Viagra.

“I’m getting calls from Macau, Hong Kong, Moscow for god’s sake. I’m getting calls from all over the bloody world.”

If you try some of this farmers oysters, be sure not to stiff your waiter.

We’ve all had those mornings where we wake up and just need a little boost to get us going… Coffee? Nah, I don’t want to get butt-raped by Juan Valdez and the rest of his minions over at Starbucks for a cup of Joe. How about Red Bull? I don’t know about you, but Red Bull has become ineffective. Perhaps it’s because I started drinking them so often that the feeling that my heart was going to explode actually became a welcome relief from the doldrums of every day life…

Nope. None of that is going to work. You know what I need? I need something that’s really going to kick my ass…

I’ll try this: