This poor guy has been teased and degraded enough, so now he is stepping up and trying to bulk up.
Clicky!!
Well I say fight the good fight buddy! And remember… Eye of the Tiger-shrimp!
Man, I sure am thirsty and a bit tired. I think I’m going to go get an energy drink… hmmm. what kind will I have? Red Bull? Nah. Monster? No thanks. Rock Star? Sounds tempting, but not quite it…
I KNOW! I’ll have a Cocaine energy drink!! Now I can get all amped up and strung out all at once…
An energy drink called Cocaine has been pulled from stores nationwide amid concerns about its name, the company that produces it said Monday.
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The FDA cited as evidence the drink’s labeling and Web site, which included the statements “Speed in a Can,” “Liquid Cocaine” and “Cocaine — Instant Rush.” The company says Cocaine contains no drugs and is marketed as an energy drink. It has been sold since last August in at least a dozen states.
“Of course, we intended for Cocaine energy drink to be a legal alternative the same way that celibacy is an alternative to premarital sex,” Ivey said. “It’s not the same thing and no one thinks it is. Our product doesn’t have any cocaine in it.
WTF?? No cocaine in it at all?? I paid $475.00 for 6 pack, there better be some cocaine in it!
Seriously, hitting somebody in the face with a pie just isn’t that difficult. I need a bigger challenge…
Yeah, that’ll do.
Um…well this gives new meaning to “watch what you eat”. I’ll never look at sushi or sashimi the same way again.
That whole rhyme goes as follows:
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out.
The worms play pinochle in my snout.
While the kiddie rhyme is cute, these critters are anything but.
Learn everything you never wanted to know about the critters that call US home … courtesy of Not So Boring Life.
Quote: “The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where he continued to stab himself.“
Uhh I think this snippet from the article should sum it up, but click here if you wanna read it.
 Chew on that one for a bit!
Ever wanted to see your name spelled in meat? Now you can with the MEAT ALPHABET! You can thank Robert Bolesta for coming up with this wonderful idea. Packed meat in the shape of every letter in the alphabet. Seems he decided to add numbers too.
Ok, we have all known for awhile that Starbucks (aka FiveBucks) was addictive. And some of you might be the people who can’t function on any given day with out 3 to 5 cups. ABC News let the cat of of the bag today in this article. Here is an just a taste -
“Caffeine Content -
Filtered Coffee — 110-150mg (150ml cup)
Tea — 20-100mg (150ml cup)
Starbucks Coffee, Grande — 500mg (16-ounce cup)”
If Starbucks coffee is different then regular coffee, and regular coffee comes from plants, where does Starbucks coffee come from?
So I was sitting around the other day thinking that my life is dragging on far too long. The mass amounts of fried food and fast food that I eat now just isn’t killing me fast enough. I wonder how I could speed up that process…
Thankfully, I have found the answer in Fried Coke.
Phew! That should help.
Why should the bride get to pick everything? Why does everything have to be all girly? How about a nice manly meat cake instead?
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