The only thing I’ve ever liked about Lionel Ritchie is his train wreck of a daughter. That is until I saw this video…

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2007/08/16/scispeed116.xml

A pair of German physicists claim to have broken the speed of light - an achievement that would undermine our entire understanding of space and time.

Meanwhile, I struggle to set the clock on the microwave oven in my kitchen. Damn you Germans, raising the bar!

I really have no idea how to describe this clip, nor do I know what drugs the producers were on. Enjoy.

ATTENTION ATTENTION THE FUTURE IS NOW.

Holy boner, batman: http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,70131-1278332,00.html

The flying saucer is designed to fly at an altitude of up to three metres, where it benefits from extra lift created by a cushion of air - known as ground effect.

This allows the M200G to glide over terrain at 50mph, powered by eight of the company’s Rotapower rotary engines.

Fine, I get it. Not all animals act the way you’d expect. Sure, it’s fine that your horse likes to ride in the car, but some of the other stuff you are having this horse do… it’s just not right. I think I draw the line at having your horse get you beer from the fridge. Horsey backwash does not sound appealing…

If nothing on this site has made you think “What the fuck?…” so far, then this video should do the trick:

UPDATE: There’s even more for your enjoyment:

Have a good weekend!

Watch out! Aliens are coming up from underneath us!

BEST NEWS STORY EVER

….”Legends say that an entry to the underground realms was located somewhere in the North, and legendary ancient tribes living on the planet centuries ago used the entries to have a good shelter under the Earth’s surface. Mystics believe that the entry to the legendary Hyperborea, Shambala and Plutonia is carefully concealed from outsiders somewhere close to the North Pole. Recently, a reliable edition reported that UFOs coming to this planet start not from space but burst out from huge holes under the surface in the North Pole.”

Don’t believe it? Well, perhaps you haven’t considered one of the many credible sources they’re citing? …”Academician Mark Sadikov states that…”

Well, if you put it that way….

ATTENTION ATTENTION I’M EXCITED! MY FACE NEARLY EXPLODED WHEN I SAW THE AWESOMENESS OF THIS VIDEO:

Read it here: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/eticket/story?page=toughguy2007

Download it here: http://seavideo-ak.espn.go.com/motion/hu_070228ToughGuy1v.flv

The snippet of awesome:

Unnecessary is the entire point of the Tough Guy competition, a semi-annual 8-mile race through mud, manure, water, fire, more mud, barbed wire, nets, electrical charges, still more mud, smoke grenades, sewer pipes, ice, even more mud, ropes, cables, tires — did I mention mud? — on a horse farm in England’s West Midlands. To get an idea of what Tough Guy is all about, just drive up to the farmhouse where a large canvas banner depicting Jesus Christ’s removal from the cross decorates a barn. Written next to Jesus: “The Original Tough Guy.”

The future of SEO isn’t going to be about fucking with algorithms and plugging spammy keywords into already spammy articles. It’s not about building links and baiting gullible bloggers to write about your funk. It won’t be about 302 error hijacking and spoofing spiders to doorway pages. There won’t be MySpace whoring and digg baiting and stumbleupon surfing. Forget about your auto-bloggings. You won’t be able to ping and trackback your way into the SERPs no matter how hard you try.

No, my friends, the future of SEO is not SEO at all. The future belongs to a college kid driving a nondescript van speeding 6 MPH over the limit while being paid minimum wage. Future search engine gaming will consist of tracking every movement of these vehicles like the DEA keeps track of their undercover agents. Lists of known vehicles and their whereabouts will have a hefty blackmarket value, and Google will make sure that many “dud” vehicles are on the list as well. The game will involve knowing when and where a vehicle is near you and learning how to conveniently place and pose for the mounted camera on these vehicles (whitehat) or learning how to dodge out of view so you’re not spotted coming out of a strip club (blackhat).

Here’s the top 15 ways to hack this awesome new feature from our Googler community.

Finally a custom addition to a car that is just as worthless as having 12 flat screens and a pool in your ‘74 molester van, but is light years ahead when it comes to creativity. Shag carpet is cool too.