You can go to every furniture store in the world and never find an equal for this couch. Sure, it only seats one, but how many people do you want in a vagina at one time, anyway?

This gem was found on craigslist.com. Described as:

For Sale - beautiful pink “vagina couch” that I made in art school and no longer have space for. The couch is large: measures 5′ 3″ long, 3′ 3″ wide at the middle, and stands 2′ 3″ tall (and is heavy like a couch). The pics are from my portfolio and are several years old; as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, but otherwise is in excellent shape. A professional upholsterer helped me build the couch, so it is also functional and durable as a piece of furniture. The couch must be picked up in Mendocino, a 3-hour drive north of SF. I am asking for $600 and a loving home!

I was interested until I read that this vag had some scuff marks and stains.

“Manfred Schuh was so embarrassed about his penis size he got his brother Walter to step in and have sex with his girlfriend.”

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An oldie but goodie, be prepared with plenty of oil.

Until I saw this clip, I’ve never heard of this show. Now that I’ve seen it, I’m setting my TIVO to record every friggin’ episode:

There is an underground uprising protesting ol’ fashion handjobs, and below is their anthem.

The only kind of Do-It-Yourself penis enlargement I am interested in doing requires my hand, some lotion and a photo of Shannon Elisabeth. However, these idiots over in Cambodia have taken it a step (or several) farther by injecting hair tonic into his penis.

Apparently the pain was so intense, he hanged himself to escape the pain.

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I consider myself to be an adventurous person. I’ll try most anything once. This, however, does not make the list.

If you are looking for penis enlargement (and when you think about it, who isn’t?), you can always check out ebay. Hell, that’s the first place I thought of. Try one of these products:

Just to be a contestant on this game show, they could not pay me enough.

And you thought Super Press Your Luck was bad when they dropped Cheetos on the players head for hitting a wammy.

I wonder if you can get this bundled with soap on a rope…?

I’m so sick of all the Viagra commercials. All they talk about is how to make your dick hard. Hell, I can do that. I’m looking for a way to make mine longer. Thanks to this genius here, I think I have a plan!!

Metro Reports:

Jaja Stone thrills a crowd in Jakarta, Indonesia, by pulling a bus along… with his penis.

It was part of a strong man contest to mark the city’s 480th anniversary. Mr Stone proved he had balls of steel by pulling the 8.9- tonne bus 50m (55 yards) using his genitals.

Why didn’t I think of this sooner?

Well, it’s nice to know I’m not the only one who heads down to the park, rolls around on the grass and then rubs one out… I try not to have mine caught on video, though…