Yeah we all know that John loves his sheep. While this isn’t quite a sheep blow up doll, with a little imagination we’re sure it will get the job done for him.
[Hotdoll doggie sex toy as found on Gizmodo]
Seriously, how stupid or unlucky can one person be? Click here to find out.
Why is it almost every good story about somebody getting hurt starts off with somebody being drunk or somebody trying to mimic a scene from Jackass? Hey, this story has it all!
Turns out Jared Anderson isn’t smart enough to be a Jackass, he’s just a dumb ass. he let somebody douse his sack with lighter fluid after watching one of the Jackass movies… Hilarity ensued as he spent some time soaking his nuts in the tub before being taken to the hospital.
Witnesses told police that Anderson, who was drunk, volunteered to do the stunt Sunday after watching the movie, the complaint said.
According to the complaint:
Anderson pulled down his pants and let Peterson spray him with lighter fluid. When the fire didn’t catch, Peterson sprayed more lighter fluid on Anderson, splashing some on his clothing. He tried again to light the fire, catching Anderson’s genitals, hands and clothes.
A Chinese man who damaged his penis in an accident went through 15 hours of surgery to receive a penis transplant. The surgery was a success and it appeard that his body would accept the new appendage.
There was no physical rejection of the organ, but the patient and his wife had a “severe psychological problem” with it, and the surgeons had to remove it. It seems a shame because after 10 days, the surgeons reported that the organ had a rich blood supply and the man could urinate normally.
Well, of course they had a problem with it. Perhaps next time they won’t use John Holmes’ penis for such a surgery.
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