Well, you can pretty much guarantee that nobody else in the world will ever have the same wedding cake as this couple in Texas. Their wedding cake was a life-sized replica of the bride. I wonder how the initial conversation went with the groom-to-be? “Honey, I would like to have a big cake… really big. Like, as big as me.”

Crystal had the best quote about the cake, “You know how most couples save there cake tops? I wonder if her head is in their freezer?”

Full story, and more photos found here

Every once in a while a product will hit the market that makes you say, “Now why didn’t I think of that?” This is not one of those products.

Are you tired of having just plain ol’ brown turds? Well worry no more. Take this fancy pills and your poop will glitter like it’s been touched by Midas himself!

Apparently they are only $425. I wonder if they have them in stock at Walmart?

[originally found at dvice.com]

No idea what set him off. Perhaps he’s tired of being upstaged by Goofy. Who knows. I’d just like to have seen what he was going to do if he caught the kid. Maybe he was going to eat him!

“Manfred Schuh was so embarrassed about his penis size he got his brother Walter to step in and have sex with his girlfriend.”

http://digg.com/offbeat_news/Man_Embarassed_by_Small_Penis_Secretly
_Gets_Brother_to_Sleep_w_Girlfriend

An oldie but goodie, be prepared with plenty of oil.

Remember how your grandma used to tuck her boobs in to her waistband? Granny’s got NOTHING on this chick!