Artist: T. More
Song: Hey There, Kids!
Album: The Whitest Kids You Know.

Lyrics to Hey There, Kids!

Hey there Kids! I see you’re feeling blue,
Parents push y’around and tell you what to do.
Dad makes you clean your room and go to bed,
Instead of watch TV you have to do homework instead.

And I know it makes you angry And you’re full of rage,
Let me tell you a secret I wish I knew at your age.
Next time your angry and you wanna fight back,
Just tell your teacher that daddy likes to play with your sack.

[chorus:]
And you can get a new daddy, get a new daddy,
Police will take the old one away in a caddy.
You can get a new daddy, get a new daddy,
Stay up real late, kick back and light up a fatty.
You can get a new daddy, get a new daddy,
In a couple of months you’ll probably get a new daddy.
Get a new daddy, get a new daddy.
In a couple of months you’ll probably get a new daddy.

Now for a little while you’re new daddy’s cool,
Buys you things and tries real hard to bond with you.
He let’s you eat candy and play video games,
But your friends at school all think that he’s kinda lame.

Now you can’t have your buddies making fun of your dad.
And all n’all this one’s not so bad.
But you think you might want to try once more,
Take naked polaroids of yourself and leave them in his sock drawer.

[chorus repeats]

Now your mom is wondering what’s wrong with her,
and why she keeps attracting men that are dirty pervs.
She has a breakdown and cries and cries,
And after a while she’s institutionalized.

[altered chorus:]
And you can get a new mommy, get a new mommy.
A new brother and sister, new house and new mommy.
Get a new mommy, get a new mommy.

New brother, new sister, a new house and new mommy.
Get a new mommy, get a new daddy,
Stay up real late, kick back and spark up a fatty.

You can get a new daddy, get a new daddy,
Police will take the old one away in a caddy.
You can get a new daddy, get a new mommy,
New brother new sister, a new house and new mommy.

Get a new mommy, get a new daddy,
Stay up real late, kick back and spark up a fatty.
Get a new daddy, get a new daddy,
In a couple of months you’ll probably get a new daddy.

[Originally found on college humor]

FLASHMOB Style Cosplay mixed with Synchronized dancing…

Just wait for the finale! Original Post: TOKYOMANGO

One pet peeve that I have is when pro baseball players sit out a game because they hurt their pinky or some totally minor (sounding) injury… Then, you find video a guy who’s missing half an arm and he plays guitar better better than most.

So, next time you say you can’t do something, quite your bitching and remember John Denner. Or, instead, just go grab some Twinkies and sit on the couch watching Opera and feeling sorry for yourself. You miserable lump!

I was reading over the list of Strange Music Videos that we posted yesterday, and I was shocked to see that my favorite music video of all time was not on the list! So now, for your enjoyment, I present Yatta!!

There are no words to describe this!

more crazy videos here: Strangest Music Videos of All Time!

I’m 100% convinced that Keith Richards died back in the early 70’s and the Rolling Stones hired a few guys to wheel him around as if he were alive, ala Weekend at Bernie’s. These same guys are also hired to make up completely outlandish statements and attribute them to Keith.

How the hell else can you explain this comment found at msn.com

“The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father,” Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

“He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn’t have cared,” he said. “… It went down pretty well, and I’m still alive.”

I call Bullshit! No way is he still alive!

Alanis lightens up the mood a bit with this video parody of the Black Eyed Peas: My Humps. Classic stuff.

I know that Las Vegas is the reigning king of debauchery, but, what the hell did we do to deserve this??? We didn’t kill any small animals. We didn’t feed our young to the lions. OK, we did give Celine Dion her own show, but seriously this is just downright cruel!

NME says:

Michael Jackson has plans for a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to be sited in the Nevada desert just outside Las Vegas.

…

Mike Luckman, of media consultants Luckman Van Pier, said: “It would be in the desert sands. Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying in would see. Neon is wonderful, but it’s old school.”

Well, I guess I’ll get to work on my Michael Jackson/robot/small boys jokes now…

I remember when the Blues Travelers where a happy-go-lucky band. But things must have started going down hill.

Popper, 39, was arrested Tuesday afternoon
on Interstate 90 near the Spokane/Lincoln county line, the Washington
State Patrol said.

Inside the black Mercedes SUV, officers found a cache of weapons and
a small amount of marijuana, the Patrol said. A police dog searched the
vehicle, finding numerous hidden compartments containing four rifles,
nine handguns and a switchblade knife. Authorities also found a Taser
and night vision goggles. The vehicle was seized.

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