Tired of sticking your stuff in the muff? Try being gay!

Didn’t these chicks learn their lesson back in the Napster days? Lars Ulrich does not want you doing anything to or with Metallica music unless you are buying a CD and listening to it by yourself. If your buddy is in your black ‘86 Camero, you can not listen to that CD or your buddy will be sued for stealing music!

Well, you can check out these girls over at harptallica.com (before they go off to jail)

From handjobs to the funniest damn thing ever done about gamers.

You’ve heard of Santa Clause. You’ve heard of the tooth fairy. But, have you heard of the piss fairy? No, I didn’t think so!

Yahoo reports:

Envelopes containing 10,000 yen ($82) bills and well-wishing notes have been discovered in municipal toilets across Japan, media reports said, baffling civil servants and triggering a nationwide hunt.

Local media have estimated that over two million yen ($16,400) worth of bills were found at men’s rooms in city halls in at least 15 prefectures (states) in recent weeks.

Each package of 10,000-yen bills, some wrapped in traditional Japanese washi paper, was accompanied by handwritten letters that read “Please make use of this money for your self-enrichment,” and “One per person,” according to reports.

Whenever I use the urinal, all I ever find in there is cigarette butts, gum and occasionally a used rubber (Hey, me and George Michael use the same urinal, what can I say). I guess I need to piss in higher class toilets!

Martin Scorsese would be rolling over in his grave if he were dead! After watching this video, I’m sure he wishes he were.

Who the fuck told Joe Pesci it was a good idea to rap? Seriously, who? I want to kick every one of his advisers in the nut-sack.

The only saving grace for this train wreck is the backing track that steals liberally from Blondie’s Rapture.

Perhaps the wickedest race in the world. Go, watch the video.

First those damn Japanese give us Yoko Ono and now they give us this…

One day we will get our revenge… One day!

Ahh yes. Air guitar. I love playing air guitar. However, when I get dressed up in my spandex, kimono and Hello Kitty chest piece, I usually stay in the house and make sure all video recording equipment is turned off…

This guy should have heeded the same advice

You decide …