As if this damn tune didn’t get stuck in my head for hours at a time already… now this?!? crap!

This poor guy has been teased and degraded enough, so now he is stepping up and trying to bulk up.

Clicky!!
Well I say fight the good fight buddy! And remember… Eye of the Tiger-shrimp!

Wow! I wish I had a job where a complete lack of any sort of common sense wasn’t required. That would be awesome. I would spend all day trying to figure out if Red & Green M&M’s taste different…

Until that time, check out these guys pranking the DMV:

Seriously, hitting somebody in the face with a pie just isn’t that difficult. I need a bigger challenge…

Yeah, that’ll do.

I remember being a kid and looking up to superheros. Batman was cool. Superman was cool. WonderWoman was pretty smokin’ hot… But Captain America, he was THE SHIT! He swooped and and saved the day over and over again.

I guess, in the past 20-ish years, superheroing has failed to keep Captain America gainfully employed. Turns out, he is now a doctor down in Florida. It also turns out that he and his other superhero friends like to go around shoving burritos in their pants and groping girls… Well, who doesn’t, is all I can say…

Unfortunately, the Florida police didn’t find it all that cool and have arrested him. Check out the video of Captain America going to jail. This is right before he lined up the rest of the prisoners and decided which one would be his bitch tonight.

Quote: “The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where he continued to stab himself.“
Uhh I think this snippet from the article should sum it up, but click here if you wanna read it.

 Chew on that one for a bit!

This is a girl that’s going somewhere! Where exactly, I can’t say. But, she claims to be sending 8000+ text messages a month… I hope she’s on an unlimited plan, cause if not, she may not see her 14th birthday after her parents see the bill…

Yahoo reports:

Thirteen-year-old Morgan Pozgar, of Claysburg, Pennsylvania, was crowned LG National Texting champion on Saturday after she typed “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” from “Mary Poppins” in 15 seconds.

All I can say is, OMG, LMAO, ROTFL, BBIAW, AFK

When I was a kid, a KID, I dressed up like Paul Stanley of KISS for HALLOWEEN… This guy is obviously NOT a kid and is apparently needs to get outside once in a while…

This is pretty F’n funny

Originally found at College Humor

Yeah we all know that John loves his sheep. While this isn’t quite a sheep blow up doll, with a little imagination we’re sure it will get the job done for him.

[Hotdoll doggie sex toy as found on Gizmodo]