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So some dude decides that a quick run through a field during a massive thunderstorm was a good idea. He probably would have been alright except he decided to pack-a-long a lightning rod in the form of an iPod. Guess what? BLAM-O! Even worse was how his headphones conducted all that electricity to his head, cooking his skull like an egg in a microwave oven. Luckily, he survived, but life can’t be too fun:

The 37-year-old man was brought to a Vancouver hospital with burns, blown-out eardrums and a fractured lower jaw after lightning hit a nearby tree and hurled him eight feet into the air, according to eyewitness reports.

The burns along the man’s chest and neck leading to his ear injuries also corresponded “to the positions of his [iPod] earphones at the time of the lightning strike,” his physicians said.

The good news is that I hear the iPhone is actually a lightning deterrent.

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Perhaps the wickedest race in the world. Go, watch the video.

The only kind of Do-It-Yourself penis enlargement I am interested in doing requires my hand, some lotion and a photo of Shannon Elisabeth. However, these idiots over in Cambodia have taken it a step (or several) farther by injecting hair tonic into his penis.

Apparently the pain was so intense, he hanged himself to escape the pain.

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I consider myself to be an adventurous person. I’ll try most anything once. This, however, does not make the list.

If you are looking for penis enlargement (and when you think about it, who isn’t?), you can always check out ebay. Hell, that’s the first place I thought of. Try one of these products:

Just to be a contestant on this game show, they could not pay me enough.

And you thought Super Press Your Luck was bad when they dropped Cheetos on the players head for hitting a wammy.

I’m so sick of all the Viagra commercials. All they talk about is how to make your dick hard. Hell, I can do that. I’m looking for a way to make mine longer. Thanks to this genius here, I think I have a plan!!

Metro Reports:

Jaja Stone thrills a crowd in Jakarta, Indonesia, by pulling a bus along… with his penis.

It was part of a strong man contest to mark the city’s 480th anniversary. Mr Stone proved he had balls of steel by pulling the 8.9- tonne bus 50m (55 yards) using his genitals.

Why didn’t I think of this sooner?

Metro reports:

A German man almost died after using a sink plunger as a bath plug and impaling himself in the backside after slipping on a bar of soap.

But as he stood up to soap himself he slipped and fell heavily on the plunger, wedging the wooden handle far up his bottom.

Oh Reeeeeeeeeeeally? That alibi stinks as bad as the handle of that plunger! Sounds to me like this dude was getting frisky with the toilet tool and things got out of hand. When he felt the handle bounce of his rib-cage he realized he had gone too far. Being the quick thinker that he is, he moves from the bedroom in to the shower and then calls 911 looking for help.

If this guy goes back to the hospital in a few months because his dog bit off his wiener, we aren’t going to believe the story about how he was eating a sandwich naked and he dropped the peanut butter on to his crotch and the dog went crazy.

New sports are created all the time. It wasn’t that many years ago that Snowboarding didn’t even exist. And now, you can’t crap in Colorado without hitting a snowboarder.

For those of you who don’t have the funds to go out and get yourself a snowboard and all the gear, here’s a sport that perhaps you can afford. Port-a-Potty racing. No, this is not a race to the potty after a large lunch at Taco Bell. This is a way for Nascar level fans to spend their energy and get some exercise.