Every once in a while a product will hit the market that makes you say, “Now why didn’t I think of that?” This is not one of those products.

Are you tired of having just plain ol’ brown turds? Well worry no more. Take this fancy pills and your poop will glitter like it’s been touched by Midas himself!

Apparently they are only $425. I wonder if they have them in stock at Walmart?

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When I first saw this, I immediately thought “Those wacky Japanese.” Turns out, I was way off. It’s the wacky Chinese, this time!

If it’s not strange enough that there is a restroom with 1000 toilet stalls on four stories, how about the fact that they are in all sorts of bizarre shapes? Why not take a leak on the Virgin Mary. Or perhaps in to the mouth of a growling bear?

CNN.com Reports:

“We are spreading toilet culture. People can listen to gentle music and watch TV,” said Lu Xiaoqing, an official with the Yangrenjie, or “Foreigners Street,” tourist area where the bathroom is. “After they use the bathroom they will be very, very happy.”

Some urinals are uniquely shaped, including ones inside open crocodile mouths and several topped by the bust of a woman resembling the Virgin Mary.

There are also plans to build a supermarket nearby, which will sell toilet-related items, CCTV reported.

Oh, and don’t forget to wash your hands on the way out.

The next time that your flight is delayed an hour or you get stuck between two large people and can’t use the armrests, how about you thank your lucky stars you weren’t on the trans-Atlantic flight where the toilets started overflowing shortly after take-off.

King5 reports:

Passengers on a Continental Airlines flight had to hold their noses for hours as sewage overflowed from toilets while they were high over the Atlantic.

“To be blatantly honest, I was more nervous than I had ever been on a flight,” said Collin Brock. The University Place man was on board Continental Airlines flight 1970 from Amsterdam to Newark, New Jersey last week when things went bad.

“I’ve never felt so offended in all my life. I felt like i had been physically abused and neglected. I was forced to sit next to human excrement for seven hours,” said Brock.

That’s after lavatories - in the middle of a flight filled with passengers - started spewing sewage.

It only gets better. The flight attendants still went ahead and served meals to the people in the shit-filled plane. With only one working semi-toilet left on the plane with 200+ passengers, the flight attendants made sure to tell the passengers not to eat or drink too much.

“To be told that we were supposed to monitor what comes out the other end of us was insulting,” said Brock. “Shame on continental. It was the worst flight experience I have ever had.”

Metro reports:

A German man almost died after using a sink plunger as a bath plug and impaling himself in the backside after slipping on a bar of soap.

But as he stood up to soap himself he slipped and fell heavily on the plunger, wedging the wooden handle far up his bottom.

Oh Reeeeeeeeeeeally? That alibi stinks as bad as the handle of that plunger! Sounds to me like this dude was getting frisky with the toilet tool and things got out of hand. When he felt the handle bounce of his rib-cage he realized he had gone too far. Being the quick thinker that he is, he moves from the bedroom in to the shower and then calls 911 looking for help.

If this guy goes back to the hospital in a few months because his dog bit off his wiener, we aren’t going to believe the story about how he was eating a sandwich naked and he dropped the peanut butter on to his crotch and the dog went crazy.

Again, I shit you not. Only this time, it is punny! I’d say we need a “Wacky Scandanavians” category, but I’d bet there won’t be too many nuttie stories like this one.

Ewww. Poo.

That whole rhyme goes as follows:

The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out.
The worms play pinochle in my snout.

While the kiddie rhyme is cute, these critters are anything but.

Learn everything you never wanted to know about the critters that call US home … courtesy of Not So Boring Life.

It seems that a drunk guy rode his horse in to a bank foyer to sleep off the effects of a night out with the boys.

metro.co.uk reports:

Heinrich and his horse were found in the early hours of the morning by local man Stephan Hanelt, 36, who came to the bank to take out some money.

He said: ‘It was a bit of a shock to find a man and a horse asleep in the foyer of the bank. I rang the police straight away.’

Heinrich was let off with a warning and rode home. But bank staff were less than impressed when they arrived and had to clean up after the horse, who had left a deposit of his own on the foyer floor.

He left a deposit on the floor…. gee, who didn’t see that joke coming a mile away… Newspaper writers shouldn’t try to be funny. They should leave that up to the hacks over here at Well, WTF?!

Straight from Tokyo, the correct way to potty train your kids.