Mel had Danny. JD had Turk. Carlton had Fresh Prince. And this dude had this dude…

Been living in a pretty vanilla world? You my be in need of a My Black Friend:

“Doritos! Internet! Black People! Arr arr arrrr!”

This is a classic. One of those things that is so obvious its genius! Next time you need a guilt-free night out with the guys, LadySitters is there to help:

The future of SEO isn’t going to be about fucking with algorithms and plugging spammy keywords into already spammy articles. It’s not about building links and baiting gullible bloggers to write about your funk. It won’t be about 302 error hijacking and spoofing spiders to doorway pages. There won’t be MySpace whoring and digg baiting and stumbleupon surfing. Forget about your auto-bloggings. You won’t be able to ping and trackback your way into the SERPs no matter how hard you try.

No, my friends, the future of SEO is not SEO at all. The future belongs to a college kid driving a nondescript van speeding 6 MPH over the limit while being paid minimum wage. Future search engine gaming will consist of tracking every movement of these vehicles like the DEA keeps track of their undercover agents. Lists of known vehicles and their whereabouts will have a hefty blackmarket value, and Google will make sure that many “dud” vehicles are on the list as well. The game will involve knowing when and where a vehicle is near you and learning how to conveniently place and pose for the mounted camera on these vehicles (whitehat) or learning how to dodge out of view so you’re not spotted coming out of a strip club (blackhat).

Here’s the top 15 ways to hack this awesome new feature from our Googler community.

So, I try to draw the line on what to post here on Well, WTF. Obviously, I want things on here that are just a bit off center or things that go over the line. So why include a video of a deleted scene from a mainstream movie? Oh, you’ll see.

They found the line, crossed it, backed up, crossed it again, moved the line forward a bit and then said “Fuck it” and crossed it one more time.

BTW: NSFW

originally found at aintitcool.com

When we have issues with our network at the office, we call the guy that is T in I.T. “Who’s that you?” you ask? None other than Mr. T, of course.

Between the Snickers commercial and now this gem, it won’t be long before we add an entire category just for Mr. T.

Enjoy!

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Artist: T. More
Song: Hey There, Kids!
Album: The Whitest Kids You Know.

Lyrics to Hey There, Kids!

Hey there Kids! I see you’re feeling blue,
Parents push y’around and tell you what to do.
Dad makes you clean your room and go to bed,
Instead of watch TV you have to do homework instead.

And I know it makes you angry And you’re full of rage,
Let me tell you a secret I wish I knew at your age.
Next time your angry and you wanna fight back,
Just tell your teacher that daddy likes to play with your sack.

[chorus:]
And you can get a new daddy, get a new daddy,
Police will take the old one away in a caddy.
You can get a new daddy, get a new daddy,
Stay up real late, kick back and light up a fatty.
You can get a new daddy, get a new daddy,
In a couple of months you’ll probably get a new daddy.
Get a new daddy, get a new daddy.
In a couple of months you’ll probably get a new daddy.

Now for a little while you’re new daddy’s cool,
Buys you things and tries real hard to bond with you.
He let’s you eat candy and play video games,
But your friends at school all think that he’s kinda lame.

Now you can’t have your buddies making fun of your dad.
And all n’all this one’s not so bad.
But you think you might want to try once more,
Take naked polaroids of yourself and leave them in his sock drawer.

[chorus repeats]

Now your mom is wondering what’s wrong with her,
and why she keeps attracting men that are dirty pervs.
She has a breakdown and cries and cries,
And after a while she’s institutionalized.

[altered chorus:]
And you can get a new mommy, get a new mommy.
A new brother and sister, new house and new mommy.
Get a new mommy, get a new mommy.

New brother, new sister, a new house and new mommy.
Get a new mommy, get a new daddy,
Stay up real late, kick back and spark up a fatty.

You can get a new daddy, get a new daddy,
Police will take the old one away in a caddy.
You can get a new daddy, get a new mommy,
New brother new sister, a new house and new mommy.

Get a new mommy, get a new daddy,
Stay up real late, kick back and spark up a fatty.
Get a new daddy, get a new daddy,
In a couple of months you’ll probably get a new daddy.

[Originally found on college humor]

Those Germans don’t like to pull punches, and subtlety is obviously lost on them…

This was an ad for a job exchange in Germany. The ad read:

Terrible working conditions, low wages, a whole generation of interns: Stop it!

Originally found at: adsoftheworld.com

Hate waiting in line at an amusement park? No prob! Eat a live cockroach and jump to the front of the line.

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