Cracked Magazine has stolen my brilliant idea for a K-Tel album. Seriously, I’ve been joking for years that there must be at least 10 songs about wanking. Prince, Cyndi Lauper, The DiVinyls, Violent Femmes and The Vapors were all on my preliminary list. As a big fan of The Who, I am surprised I missed their entry. Without further adieu, here is the list.
Did you like Grandma’s Boy? How about 40 Year Old Virgin? If not, you are most likely a commie bastard. Get the fuck off my site!
Oh, wait, you did like them? Sweet. You will probably like this R rated version of the trailer for Superbad. A film that stars some of the actors from the previously mentioned flicks.
This is not the pansy PG version found on YouTube… This is the good shit.
First found on filmwad.com
Quote: “The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where he continued to stab himself.“
Uhh I think this snippet from the article should sum it up, but click here if you wanna read it.
 Chew on that one for a bit!
Yeah we all know that John loves his sheep. While this isn’t quite a sheep blow up doll, with a little imagination we’re sure it will get the job done for him.
[Hotdoll doggie sex toy as found on Gizmodo]
These llamas make the craziest sounds while they mate! It sounds like a cross between Louie Anderson, and Cornholio. WTF?
Seriously, how stupid or unlucky can one person be? Click here to find out.
I feel unclean. I never want to have sex again. Click here to discover the reason.
As much as he’s tried to hide it, we’ve all known about John’s fetish for farm animal porn and furry conventions. Today is THE big day for John because scientists at the University of Nevada (where John hangs out on the weekend (and now we know why)) have leaked the outing of John’s new faithful, yet furry, companion: Little Mo’ Sheep! Read the rest of this entry »
I’ve masterbated a lot in my life. And I do mean, A LOT! But, not once can I remember it not being a deliberate act… Check out this story from ynet news where the Supreme Leader says:
“Deliberate masturbation during the month of Ramadan renders a fast invalid.”
I’ll try to be careful.
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