Quote: “The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where he continued to stab himself.“
Uhh I think this snippet from the article should sum it up, but click here if you wanna read it.

 Chew on that one for a bit!

Something tells me the fat kid is going to need to sleep with one eye open from now on!

Seriously, how stupid or unlucky can one person be? Click here to find out.

A couple moving to Arizona from NYC didn’t want their cats to fly in cargo, so they decided on the next logical thing. Hiring a taxi to drive them 2,400 miles to AZ! WTF? Wouldn’t Amtrak have been cheaper?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070408/ap_on_fe_st/odd_taxi_move

Betty and Bob Matas have retired and are moving to Arizona, but like many New Yorkers they don’t drive, and they don’t want their cats to travel all that way in an airliner cargo hold.

At some point, don’t you have to say enough is enough?

I’ve spent many an afternoon on the beach. Normally, we throw rocks or beer bottles at the sea gulls in order to frighten them off. This guy has found a completely new way of dealing with them.

Originally found at CollegeHumor.com

Nerds in Central Park …

Let’s see, shall I make a joke about playing with your food? Nah. How about if I say something about how this guy should really learn how to masterbate? Yeah, that’s the ticket. Found this gem over at CollegeHumor.com. I’m a little surprised this guy hasn’t sued them for posting his video where people he knows may see it…

hmmm. Let’s read the headlines at CNN.com today… War? Check. Issues in Washington D.C.? Check. Parents shocking their son with a cattle prod to calm him? Fuck yeah, we got that, too!

Hey, I’m all for shocking people. As a matter of fact, I’ve given myself a jolt or two in the jewels with our dog’s shock collar. I figure it’s quicker than getting a vasectomy. But I’m not sure shocking somebody with Autism to “help” is the right thing to do. Check out this vid over at CNN.com and let me know what you think.

Zap.

Fans of Steve “The Crockodile Hunter” Irwin are so enraged because of his death that they are on a stingray killing spree.

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