Sep 25
HALO 3 DAY: The Beginning of the End
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Posted by: mofo
More than a video game. More than a lifestyle. It’s Halo 3!
Jul 21
Fear of Girls
Odd Hobbies, Video Games, Stupid People 1 Comment »
Posted by: doug
From handjobs to the funniest damn thing ever done about gamers.
Jul 09
American TV Game Shows Suck!
Video Games, Wacky Japanese 3 Comments »
Posted by: John
Man, I remember when Tetris first came out. Everywhere you looked you tried to figure out which pieces would fit between the buildings, cars, houses, people, whatever. Come on, you know you did the same thing.
So the question is, why not make it a live action game show? Only the Japanese are that wacky…
Jun 07
I think he may be excited
Drugs, Odd Hobbies, Better Than Fiction, Video Games 5 Comments »
Posted by: John
To hear my mother tell it, this is how I was about absolutely everything as a kid.
I don’t know that much has changed. I feel I should be typing IN ALL CAPS AND WITH LOTS OF EXCLAMATIONS!!!!!!!
May 09
OMG, ROFLMAO! WTF?
Odd Hobbies, Video Games 1 Comment »
Posted by: John
As if this damn tune didn’t get stuck in my head for hours at a time already… now this?!? crap!
Apr 18
The Most Warped Flash Game Ever
Better Than Fiction, Video Games 1 Comment »
Posted by: doug
Kill the bunny, then attempt to revive him. Fail, and he goes to bunny heaven.
Apr 10
Apr 02
The 8-Bit Tie (April Fool’s joke turned real!!!)
Better Than Fiction, Video Games, Odd Products 1 Comment »
Posted by: Charlie Duke
Seems ThinkGeek posted an April Fools Day joke, An 8-Bit Designed tie. Well thanks to widespread internet furor… THEY ARE GONNA PRODUCE IT! I want one!
Check the item over at ThinkGeek and get your pre-orders in 
Mar 20
Mario Bros. theme, with lyrics in Japanese
Video Games, Wacky Japanese No Comments »
Posted by: John
Hell, if that title doesn’t just say it all, huh? With an intro like that, I’m going to just shut up and pass the mic to the Japanese chic… Rock on, little lady.
Here are the lyrics to the song:
Go Go Mario
Today, full of energy, Mario is still running, running
Go save Princess Peach! Go!
Today, full of energy, Mario runs
Today, full of energy, jumping!
Today, full of energy, searching for coins
Today, keep going, Mario!
Get a mushroom - it’s Super Mario!
Get a flower - it’s Fire Mario!
Goomba! Troopa! Buzzy Beetle! Beat them all!
Mario is always full of energy and strong!
[Spoken] The only one who can reverse the spell that has captured the Mushroom People is Princess Peach. But Princess Peach is hidden underground, in a far-off castle. Ah, the days of peace… if we could once more return to those days… to save Princess Peach and bring peace back to the Mushroom Kingdom, that is why Mario is on his journey today.
Today, full of energy, Mario is still running, running
Go and beat the Koopa tribe, go!
Today, full of energy, Mario runs
Today, full of energy, jumping!
Today, full of energy, searching for coins
Today, keep going, Mario!
Get a star - become invincible!
Quickly, go save Princess Peach!
Lakitu! Blooper! Cheep Cheep! Beat them all!
Mario is always full of energy and strong!
Today, full of energy, Mario is still running, running
He’s made it to the castle and gets fireworks!
Lightly sidestepping the Hammer Bros.
Show the last of your power, Mario!
It’s been a long journey but it’s nearly at an end
You’ve done it, you’ve done it! You’ve defeated Bowser!
Princess Peach says “Thank you”
Mario’s got a great big heart!
Mario’s adventure is over for now, but
Mario’s dream lives forever…
Originally found at GameTab
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