Whatever belief system you were born/raised/taught/brainwashed with, everyone should invest in a freakshow shower head to be reminded on a daily basis that A) You are being watched. B) The water you are bathing in is perfectly safe. C) Scrub twice as hard to wash that magic dust out of your hair. D) Don’t forget the hair treatment. Armageddon is near and today could be the day you meet your maker. E) Why a shower head? Well, what did you have planned for a gas mask? Oh, nevermind.