I’m so sick of all the Viagra commercials. All they talk about is how to make your dick hard. Hell, I can do that. I’m looking for a way to make mine longer. Thanks to this genius here, I think I have a plan!!

Metro Reports:

Jaja Stone thrills a crowd in Jakarta, Indonesia, by pulling a bus along… with his penis.

It was part of a strong man contest to mark the city’s 480th anniversary. Mr Stone proved he had balls of steel by pulling the 8.9- tonne bus 50m (55 yards) using his genitals.

Why didn’t I think of this sooner?