That is a plaster cast of ant tunnels. How crazy cool is that?

It seems that a drunk guy rode his horse in to a bank foyer to sleep off the effects of a night out with the boys.

metro.co.uk reports:

Heinrich and his horse were found in the early hours of the morning by local man Stephan Hanelt, 36, who came to the bank to take out some money.

He said: ‘It was a bit of a shock to find a man and a horse asleep in the foyer of the bank. I rang the police straight away.’

Heinrich was let off with a warning and rode home. But bank staff were less than impressed when they arrived and had to clean up after the horse, who had left a deposit of his own on the foyer floor.

He left a deposit on the floor…. gee, who didn’t see that joke coming a mile away… Newspaper writers shouldn’t try to be funny. They should leave that up to the hacks over here at Well, WTF?!

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Artist: T. More
Song: Hey There, Kids!
Album: The Whitest Kids You Know.

Lyrics to Hey There, Kids!

Hey there Kids! I see you’re feeling blue,
Parents push y’around and tell you what to do.
Dad makes you clean your room and go to bed,
Instead of watch TV you have to do homework instead.

And I know it makes you angry And you’re full of rage,
Let me tell you a secret I wish I knew at your age.
Next time your angry and you wanna fight back,
Just tell your teacher that daddy likes to play with your sack.

[chorus:]
And you can get a new daddy, get a new daddy,
Police will take the old one away in a caddy.
You can get a new daddy, get a new daddy,
Stay up real late, kick back and light up a fatty.
You can get a new daddy, get a new daddy,
In a couple of months you’ll probably get a new daddy.
Get a new daddy, get a new daddy.
In a couple of months you’ll probably get a new daddy.

Now for a little while you’re new daddy’s cool,
Buys you things and tries real hard to bond with you.
He let’s you eat candy and play video games,
But your friends at school all think that he’s kinda lame.

Now you can’t have your buddies making fun of your dad.
And all n’all this one’s not so bad.
But you think you might want to try once more,
Take naked polaroids of yourself and leave them in his sock drawer.

[chorus repeats]

Now your mom is wondering what’s wrong with her,
and why she keeps attracting men that are dirty pervs.
She has a breakdown and cries and cries,
And after a while she’s institutionalized.

[altered chorus:]
And you can get a new mommy, get a new mommy.
A new brother and sister, new house and new mommy.
Get a new mommy, get a new mommy.

New brother, new sister, a new house and new mommy.
Get a new mommy, get a new daddy,
Stay up real late, kick back and spark up a fatty.

You can get a new daddy, get a new daddy,
Police will take the old one away in a caddy.
You can get a new daddy, get a new mommy,
New brother new sister, a new house and new mommy.

Get a new mommy, get a new daddy,
Stay up real late, kick back and spark up a fatty.
Get a new daddy, get a new daddy,
In a couple of months you’ll probably get a new daddy.

[Originally found on college humor]

Quote: “The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where he continued to stab himself.“
Uhh I think this snippet from the article should sum it up, but click here if you wanna read it.

 Chew on that one for a bit!

This is a girl that’s going somewhere! Where exactly, I can’t say. But, she claims to be sending 8000+ text messages a month… I hope she’s on an unlimited plan, cause if not, she may not see her 14th birthday after her parents see the bill…

Yahoo reports:

Thirteen-year-old Morgan Pozgar, of Claysburg, Pennsylvania, was crowned LG National Texting champion on Saturday after she typed “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” from “Mary Poppins” in 15 seconds.

All I can say is, OMG, LMAO, ROTFL, BBIAW, AFK

Something tells me the fat kid is going to need to sleep with one eye open from now on!

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For decades religious zealots have been waiting for the second coming of Jesus… Well, wait no longer. We have found him!

Originally found at dvorak.org

When I was a kid, a KID, I dressed up like Paul Stanley of KISS for HALLOWEEN… This guy is obviously NOT a kid and is apparently needs to get outside once in a while…

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This is pretty F’n funny

Originally found at College Humor

Yeah we all know that John loves his sheep. While this isn’t quite a sheep blow up doll, with a little imagination we’re sure it will get the job done for him.

[Hotdoll doggie sex toy as found on Gizmodo]