I could not make this up if I tried.

No idea what set him off. Perhaps he’s tired of being upstaged by Goofy. Who knows. I’d just like to have seen what he was going to do if he caught the kid. Maybe he was going to eat him!

Are you looking for a little excitement? The latest craze to sweep the nation… waking the sleeping Elephant Seal.

This may be the best commercial never to be shown in prime time ever.

A city councilman in Utah, Mark Easton, had a beautiful view of the east mountains, until a new neighbor purchased the lot below his house and built a new home.

The new home was 18 inches higher than the ordinances would allow, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the city to make sure they enforced the lower roof line ordinance. The new neighbor had to drop the roof line, at great expense.

Recently, Mark Easton called the city, and informed them that his new neighbor had installed some vents on the side of his home. Mark didn’t like the look of these vents and asked the city to investigate. When they went to Mark’s home to see the vent view, this is what they found…

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I have seen the Rubik’s cube solved with hands and feet in record times. But this was the first time I saw a guy complete it with his nose. Truly amazing.

Yeah, I realize this one isn’t new, but damn it’s funny!

I like when big companies aren’t afraid to walk right up to “the line” and dip their toe over to the other side to see how hard they get slapped. Well, I say, Good [bleep]ing job, guys!

“Manfred Schuh was so embarrassed about his penis size he got his brother Walter to step in and have sex with his girlfriend.”

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_Gets_Brother_to_Sleep_w_Girlfriend