An oldie but goodie, be prepared with plenty of oil.

There are just soooo many bad one-liners that work here:
“I wonder if the charges will stick?”
“He’s really wrapped up in his work”
“He’s in a sticky situation now”

Feel free to add your own one-liners to the comments.

I have realized why I like this site so much… I find stupid people, I laugh at them, I feel better about myself. It’s really a win-win situation..

I don’t know why, but when I saw this video, the first thing I thought of was trying to figure out what percentage of the water would be pee by the end of the day. If you think about it, the poor saps in the middle would have virtually no way to get to the exit before pissing themselves.

Originally story found here

Until I saw this clip, I’ve never heard of this show. Now that I’ve seen it, I’m setting my TIVO to record every friggin’ episode:

If you like Marilyn Manson, you’re gonna love this video by Japanese Death Metal group: Dir en grey

If you don’t like Marilyn Manson, you are likely a homo.

Originally found at Boing Boing

Who didn’t love playing with Legos as a kid? I know I did. I built everything I could think of… Sadly, I never thought of building a construction plant for creating Lego cars…

I feel so inadequate.

Originally found at Jalopnik.com

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2007/08/16/scispeed116.xml

A pair of German physicists claim to have broken the speed of light - an achievement that would undermine our entire understanding of space and time.

Meanwhile, I struggle to set the clock on the microwave oven in my kitchen. Damn you Germans, raising the bar!

I really have no idea how to describe this clip, nor do I know what drugs the producers were on. Enjoy.

Gotta thank the wife for finding this one. This is a lovely little ditty by Antsy McClain and the Trailer Park Troubadours. It warms my heart…

Remember how your grandma used to tuck her boobs in to her waistband? Granny’s got NOTHING on this chick!