ATTENTION ATTENTION THE FUTURE IS NOW.

Holy boner, batman: http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,70131-1278332,00.html

The flying saucer is designed to fly at an altitude of up to three metres, where it benefits from extra lift created by a cushion of air - known as ground effect.

This allows the M200G to glide over terrain at 50mph, powered by eight of the company’s Rotapower rotary engines.

Fine, I get it. Not all animals act the way you’d expect. Sure, it’s fine that your horse likes to ride in the car, but some of the other stuff you are having this horse do… it’s just not right. I think I draw the line at having your horse get you beer from the fridge. Horsey backwash does not sound appealing…

Mel had Danny. JD had Turk. Carlton had Fresh Prince. And this dude had this dude…

Been living in a pretty vanilla world? You my be in need of a My Black Friend:

“Doritos! Internet! Black People! Arr arr arrrr!”

This movie features that kid from Arrested Development who had a crush on his cousin. This movie is going to be hilarious. Even the trailer is R-rated!

Tired of sticking your stuff in the muff? Try being gay!

If nothing on this site has made you think “What the fuck?…” so far, then this video should do the trick:

UPDATE: There’s even more for your enjoyment:

Have a good weekend!

Didn’t these chicks learn their lesson back in the Napster days? Lars Ulrich does not want you doing anything to or with Metallica music unless you are buying a CD and listening to it by yourself. If your buddy is in your black ‘86 Camero, you can not listen to that CD or your buddy will be sued for stealing music!

Well, you can check out these girls over at harptallica.com (before they go off to jail)

I’m not sure how, but, it seems that I know the only 20 people on Earth who had not seen this video prior today… It has 11 million views on YouTube but yet everybody I sent it to today says they had never heard of it. I guess they were all right next to me under that rock.

Try, if you can, to make it all the way to Candy Mountain without killing yourself…

Meet Oscar. Oscar is a cat who lives in a nursing home. To look at him, you’d he looks like so many other felines, you’d probably never guess that underneath all that fluffy fur is actually the harbinger of death.

ninemsn.com reports:

Oscar the cat seems to have an uncanny knack for predicting when nursing home patients are going to die, by curling up next to them during their final hours.

His accuracy, observed in 25 US cases, has led the staff to call family members once he has chosen someone. It usually means they have less than four hours to live.

Staff members aren’t sure if the kitty just knows that the terminally ill patients are about to die or if the cat curls up next to them on the bed, waits for everybody to turn around and then performs some sort of kitty-voo-doo on them which causes them to die “seemingly” of natural causes. Investigators are still looking in to it.

One things for sure, if you have a cat who never comes around you and then all of a sudden one day decides to curl up next to you… you might want to call some family and say your goodbyes… You don’t have much time.

This is a classic. One of those things that is so obvious its genius! Next time you need a guilt-free night out with the guys, LadySitters is there to help: