This is a classic. One of those things that is so obvious its genius! Next time you need a guilt-free night out with the guys, LadySitters is there to help:
Watch out! Aliens are coming up from underneath us!
….”Legends say that an entry to the underground realms was located somewhere in the North, and legendary ancient tribes living on the planet centuries ago used the entries to have a good shelter under the Earth’s surface. Mystics believe that the entry to the legendary Hyperborea, Shambala and Plutonia is carefully concealed from outsiders somewhere close to the North Pole. Recently, a reliable edition reported that UFOs coming to this planet start not from space but burst out from huge holes under the surface in the North Pole.”
Don’t believe it? Well, perhaps you haven’t considered one of the many credible sources they’re citing? …”Academician Mark Sadikov states that…”
Well, if you put it that way….
From handjobs to the funniest damn thing ever done about gamers.
There is an underground uprising protesting ol’ fashion handjobs, and below is their anthem.
Next time I need a tetanus shot, I sure hope these are my nurses.
How fucking sweet would it be to have a car with doors that did this?
No seriously, watch it again. This is ridiculous:
I can’t get enough of it! I was the kid in the car who’s dad always yelled at him to stop pushing the auto-window buttons all the time. Up, then down, up then down, (and then to piss him off), up, half way down, and up a little, then all the way down again.
Imagine what I’ll be like when this hits the street:
If I owned this car I’d volunteer to be the DD every night just to watch my shitfaced friends try to figure out where the door went:
And one last replay:
Yes, that was awesome.
So some dude decides that a quick run through a field during a massive thunderstorm was a good idea. He probably would have been alright except he decided to pack-a-long a lightning rod in the form of an iPod. Guess what? BLAM-O! Even worse was how his headphones conducted all that electricity to his head, cooking his skull like an egg in a microwave oven. Luckily, he survived, but life can’t be too fun:
The 37-year-old man was brought to a Vancouver hospital with burns, blown-out eardrums and a fractured lower jaw after lightning hit a nearby tree and hurled him eight feet into the air, according to eyewitness reports.The burns along the man’s chest and neck leading to his ear injuries also corresponded “to the positions of his [iPod] earphones at the time of the lightning strike,” his physicians said.
The good news is that I hear the iPhone is actually a lightning deterrent.
Read the full story here…
Photo courtesy of Worth1000.com
You’ve heard of Santa Clause. You’ve heard of the tooth fairy. But, have you heard of the piss fairy? No, I didn’t think so!
Yahoo reports:
Envelopes containing 10,000 yen ($82) bills and well-wishing notes have been discovered in municipal toilets across Japan, media reports said, baffling civil servants and triggering a nationwide hunt.
Local media have estimated that over two million yen ($16,400) worth of bills were found at men’s rooms in city halls in at least 15 prefectures (states) in recent weeks.
Each package of 10,000-yen bills, some wrapped in traditional Japanese washi paper, was accompanied by handwritten letters that read “Please make use of this money for your self-enrichment,” and “One per person,” according to reports.
Whenever I use the urinal, all I ever find in there is cigarette butts, gum and occasionally a used rubber (Hey, me and George Michael use the same urinal, what can I say). I guess I need to piss in higher class toilets!
Martin Scorsese would be rolling over in his grave if he were dead! After watching this video, I’m sure he wishes he were.
Who the fuck told Joe Pesci it was a good idea to rap? Seriously, who? I want to kick every one of his advisers in the nut-sack.
The only saving grace for this train wreck is the backing track that steals liberally from Blondie’s Rapture.
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