This rocket surgeon needed some cash and decides he’s gonna rob himself a bank. Yee Haw! But first, he’s gonna need himself a disguise! He comes up with the “Huh?” inspiring idea of taping some branches and leaves to himself.

UnionLeader.com reports:

Video surveillance of the Saturday morning robbery showed a thin white man leaving the bank in a shroud of tree branches, all duct-taped to his shirt and head. His short, dark hair and mustache were clearly visible between the leaves.

Coldwell lives at 50 Lowell St., about three-quarters of a mile south of the bank. Residents at that address laughed about the incident, but refused to discuss it with a reporter yesterday.

The robber decided to get out of there when the teller said, “Why don’t you make like a tree and get the fuck out of here.”

Man, I remember when Tetris first came out. Everywhere you looked you tried to figure out which pieces would fit between the buildings, cars, houses, people, whatever. Come on, you know you did the same thing.

So the question is, why not make it a live action game show? Only the Japanese are that wacky…

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When I first saw this, I immediately thought “Those wacky Japanese.” Turns out, I was way off. It’s the wacky Chinese, this time!

If it’s not strange enough that there is a restroom with 1000 toilet stalls on four stories, how about the fact that they are in all sorts of bizarre shapes? Why not take a leak on the Virgin Mary. Or perhaps in to the mouth of a growling bear?

CNN.com Reports:

“We are spreading toilet culture. People can listen to gentle music and watch TV,” said Lu Xiaoqing, an official with the Yangrenjie, or “Foreigners Street,” tourist area where the bathroom is. “After they use the bathroom they will be very, very happy.”

Some urinals are uniquely shaped, including ones inside open crocodile mouths and several topped by the bust of a woman resembling the Virgin Mary.

There are also plans to build a supermarket nearby, which will sell toilet-related items, CCTV reported.

Oh, and don’t forget to wash your hands on the way out.

Perhaps the wickedest race in the world. Go, watch the video.

This is not photoshopped. It is a living, breathing zebra-horse hybrid a.k.a. the Zorse. Apparently, this one is unusual for it’s blocks of stripes. Learn more here or just watch the video below.[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-MXzhA2RiA]

Normally when my dog is found eating anything out of the fridge, he’s in trouble for doing it. So who in their right mind would start stocking up the fridge with beer for their dog? Not me, I say! But, looks like there are others who will.

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First those damn Japanese give us Yoko Ono and now they give us this…

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One day we will get our revenge… One day!

Ahh yes. Air guitar. I love playing air guitar. However, when I get dressed up in my spandex, kimono and Hello Kitty chest piece, I usually stay in the house and make sure all video recording equipment is turned off…

This guy should have heeded the same advice

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One time while driving through Texas I notice that every other corner had a “Big & Tall” store. There was very little need for the Tall section, but everybody in that area was fat. Not a little fat, I mean a LOT fat! Well, I have found out why. Apparently the have been eating too often at this guy’s restaurant… What’s his specialty, you might ask?

Chicken Fried Bacon Strips

Your may have just felt your cholesterol go up just by reading the name…

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I can’t wait to try it!

Where the hell does a lonely cowboy go to meet up with a slutty single cowgirl? Well, just watch the commercial and find out!

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