This is one bad ass cop! I pray I never run in to her!

The only kind of Do-It-Yourself penis enlargement I am interested in doing requires my hand, some lotion and a photo of Shannon Elisabeth. However, these idiots over in Cambodia have taken it a step (or several) farther by injecting hair tonic into his penis.

Apparently the pain was so intense, he hanged himself to escape the pain.

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I consider myself to be an adventurous person. I’ll try most anything once. This, however, does not make the list.

If you are looking for penis enlargement (and when you think about it, who isn’t?), you can always check out ebay. Hell, that’s the first place I thought of. Try one of these products:

ATTENTION ATTENTION I’M EXCITED! MY FACE NEARLY EXPLODED WHEN I SAW THE AWESOMENESS OF THIS VIDEO:

Read it here: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/eticket/story?page=toughguy2007

Download it here: http://seavideo-ak.espn.go.com/motion/hu_070228ToughGuy1v.flv

The snippet of awesome:

Unnecessary is the entire point of the Tough Guy competition, a semi-annual 8-mile race through mud, manure, water, fire, more mud, barbed wire, nets, electrical charges, still more mud, smoke grenades, sewer pipes, ice, even more mud, ropes, cables, tires — did I mention mud? — on a horse farm in England’s West Midlands. To get an idea of what Tough Guy is all about, just drive up to the farmhouse where a large canvas banner depicting Jesus Christ’s removal from the cross decorates a barn. Written next to Jesus: “The Original Tough Guy.”

BikeForest.com asks the question:

Have you ever wished you could get a quality treadmill workout without paying expensive gym prices?

What a stupid fucking question! Why not ask, “Have you ever wished you could lick your own butthole?”

The idea of a treadmill is to walk in one place while avoiding the elements outside. So, why in the world would I need to put wheels on my walking? It just makes no sense. If you are going to go outside for a walk, do you really need a treadmill to do it? And, a treadmill with wheels… ridiculous!

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You decide …
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Just to be a contestant on this game show, they could not pay me enough.

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And you thought Super Press Your Luck was bad when they dropped Cheetos on the players head for hitting a wammy.

I wonder if you can get this bundled with soap on a rope…?

The next time that your flight is delayed an hour or you get stuck between two large people and can’t use the armrests, how about you thank your lucky stars you weren’t on the trans-Atlantic flight where the toilets started overflowing shortly after take-off.

King5 reports:

Passengers on a Continental Airlines flight had to hold their noses for hours as sewage overflowed from toilets while they were high over the Atlantic.

“To be blatantly honest, I was more nervous than I had ever been on a flight,” said Collin Brock. The University Place man was on board Continental Airlines flight 1970 from Amsterdam to Newark, New Jersey last week when things went bad.

“I’ve never felt so offended in all my life. I felt like i had been physically abused and neglected. I was forced to sit next to human excrement for seven hours,” said Brock.

That’s after lavatories - in the middle of a flight filled with passengers - started spewing sewage.

It only gets better. The flight attendants still went ahead and served meals to the people in the shit-filled plane. With only one working semi-toilet left on the plane with 200+ passengers, the flight attendants made sure to tell the passengers not to eat or drink too much.

“To be told that we were supposed to monitor what comes out the other end of us was insulting,” said Brock. “Shame on continental. It was the worst flight experience I have ever had.”

If a picture paints a thousand words… it’s going to take a shit load of pictures to explain who the fuck let Telly Savalas sing! Not only sing, but make a video, too.

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