This is a girl that’s going somewhere! Where exactly, I can’t say. But, she claims to be sending 8000+ text messages a month… I hope she’s on an unlimited plan, cause if not, she may not see her 14th birthday after her parents see the bill…

Yahoo reports:

Thirteen-year-old Morgan Pozgar, of Claysburg, Pennsylvania, was crowned LG National Texting champion on Saturday after she typed “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” from “Mary Poppins” in 15 seconds.

All I can say is, OMG, LMAO, ROTFL, BBIAW, AFK