The carpet matches the drapes
Better Than Fiction, Genitals, Odd Products May 17th, 2007
Yep, I’m pretty sure I’ve seen it all now. The nice folks over at bettybeauty.com have put out a product that helps you get rid of the boring hair color you have in your pants.
Labeled as “Color for the hair down there”, you can now have a “Fun Betty”, “Sun-Burst Betty”, “Blonde Betty” or one of the other 6 colors they have to choose from.
You have to read the testimonials on their site. They are fantastic!
“Changing clothes in the locker room at the gym is going to be awkward for a while. My new pink shrubbery is pretty striking!” - John, Las Vegas (oh crap! How did they get that one?)
4 Comments to “The carpet matches the drapes”
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Sarah
Posted: May 17th, 2007 at 8:22 am1One word: Highlights.
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Jake
Posted: May 17th, 2007 at 8:26 am2Update: Las Vegas is a crazy place, but I have heard the 24 Hour Fitness has not been the same now that John’s new Pink is loose.
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Ryan
Posted: May 17th, 2007 at 8:29 am3I wonder if Sisqo uses that?
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Crystal
Posted: May 17th, 2007 at 9:19 am4Wow, I didn’t even know there was a market for that. I love the tagline: Is your Betty ready?
