This rocket surgeon needed some cash and decides he’s gonna rob himself a bank. Yee Haw! But first, he’s gonna need himself a disguise! He comes up with the “Huh?” inspiring idea of taping some branches and leaves to himself.

UnionLeader.com reports:

Video surveillance of the Saturday morning robbery showed a thin white man leaving the bank in a shroud of tree branches, all duct-taped to his shirt and head. His short, dark hair and mustache were clearly visible between the leaves.

Coldwell lives at 50 Lowell St., about three-quarters of a mile south of the bank. Residents at that address laughed about the incident, but refused to discuss it with a reporter yesterday.

The robber decided to get out of there when the teller said, “Why don’t you make like a tree and get the fuck out of here.”