BikeForest.com asks the question:

Have you ever wished you could get a quality treadmill workout without paying expensive gym prices?

What a stupid fucking question! Why not ask, “Have you ever wished you could lick your own butthole?”

The idea of a treadmill is to walk in one place while avoiding the elements outside. So, why in the world would I need to put wheels on my walking? It just makes no sense. If you are going to go outside for a walk, do you really need a treadmill to do it? And, a treadmill with wheels… ridiculous!