Cracked Magazine has stolen my brilliant idea for a K-Tel album. Seriously, I’ve been joking for years that there must be at least 10 songs about wanking. Prince, Cyndi Lauper, The DiVinyls, Violent Femmes and The Vapors were all on my preliminary list. As a big fan of The Who, I am surprised I missed their entry. Without further adieu, here is the list.