I’m 100% convinced that Keith Richards died back in the early 70’s and the Rolling Stones hired a few guys to wheel him around as if he were alive, ala Weekend at Bernie’s. These same guys are also hired to make up completely outlandish statements and attribute them to Keith.

How the hell else can you explain this comment found at msn.com

“The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father,” Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

“He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn’t have cared,” he said. “… It went down pretty well, and I’m still alive.”

I call Bullshit! No way is he still alive!